Daniel

This is what you get if you look up “baller” in the dictionary (I don’t make the rules)

Doing cutting-edge AI stuff tonight

US-EAST-2 OHIO IS FOR LOVERS

@AcquiredFM live is good

Something I think about more than I should is how much @Moes_HQ has fallen off in the last decade.

Wow Five Points in Birmingham is breathtaking this evening

TIL (prepare for mundanity) it’s “the Jevons Paradox” NOT “Jevon’s Paradox” — the dude’s name was Jevons. So really it’s Jevons’s Paradox.

@snipd_app is so good, but I wish it had those audio improvement niceties like removing extra silence and normalizing volume across different podcasts

@jameytaylor The people need an update on this

Locked out of Waffle House!

@GMART_RTR I looked it up, it’s tied for the record. Truly a precedented run

@dmarklein Might need to see if that’s some kind of record. When was the last time that happened?

Just crunched the numbers and the Sweet 16 teams are a combined 48-0 in the last week. Incredible stat.

It has to be excruciating for @JonRothstein to have to do the post-game interview and thus delay a key “Nate Oats. My Cousin Vinny” tweet.

@avhayes1 10/10 tweet

rivalries are what college basketball is all about, and in tuscaloosa we get to be apart of one of the greatest rivalries the sport has to offer. part of it is praying on your rivals downfall without exception. today is no different! let’s get to it today, auburn.

@GMART_RTR @W_B_Rick of course you are

@W_B_Rick Now hear me out, maybe they were propped up by their dominant OOC record? The SEC's 16 teams compiled a non-conference record of 185-23 for a winning percentage of .889, the best in league history. I mean, are you supposed to just ignore those results?

Are you telling me the SEC’s postseason resume was propped up by months of propaganda from ESPN again? I’m stunned!

GPT 4.5 has a “great personality”, huh? Must be hideous.

Slack must run on heroku now, given the amount of outages

@CasualThursday He must wanna grow up to paint houses

Son: *calls what he’s wearing an “outfit” Me: man there’s literally a song about not doing that

Truly incredible of Alfredo, after Italians had been cooking pasta with butter and cheese for centuries, to come along and be like, “I made this”.

Every hotel tv should have a channel that is just 24/7 Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives.

saying “allen iverson?” really loudly when people mention AI

The restaurant at Pensacola International Airport is one of the purest “airport beer” vibes in the country