Dylan McIntyre

Wow Jerry Colangelo! You should have used your burner account for that statement. This is what arrogance looks. How about protecting the people that decide to come to play for USA when so many people told y’all no YEAR AFTER YEAR. This should really help recruitment of vets!!!

My man....M.V.P. Greatness. 🙌🏾💪🏾 Next up: Championship. #MambaMentality

Oh, you're laughing at the hedge fund that got juked by reddit? Well, they're bankrupt now. Are you laughing now? Is it funny now that a bunch of MBAs are out of a job? Can you laugh knowing they're explaining to their investors that they were out maneuvered by POTATO_IN_MY_ASS?

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out. Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed. In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids: woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?" me: yes her: "Are you pulling my leg?" me: no, we are all directly related to him

I'm so bummed ab mf doom man, what a fuckin tragedy

LONG LIVE MF DOOM

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

Best Stephen King short story yet!

LITERALLY LOST THE POPULAR VOTE TWICE LOL

The next three hitters Blake Snell was due to face -- Mookie Betts, Corey Seager and Justin Turner -- were 0 for 6 with six strikeouts tonight against Blake Snell. Betts just doubled off Nick Anderson. Second and third with one out.

The same manager that left Tyler Glasnow out there to die for 112 pitches when he didn’t have it took Blake Snell out of an elimination game when he had a 2-hit shutout going at 73 pitches with the part of the order coming up that was 0-for-6 with 6 strikeouts on the night. How.

Your reminder that Amy Coney Barrett was nominated by an impeached president who lost the popular vote by 3 million, and will be confirmed by GOP senators representing 11 million fewer Americans than their Democratic colleagues — after Obama's pick couldn't even get a vote.

pence looks like he was brought up to believe that if he smiles too hard its gonna make his sinful penis move

Trump says he doesn’t believe in Socialism but he’s about to get tens of thousands of dollars worth of public healthcare that he only paid $750 for

Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music

Instead of greeting people with “how are you” let’s normalize greeting them with “have you registered to vote”