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@CHPAlerts @LAPDHQ SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT. THAT BABY NEEDS TO GET HOME SAFE.

@LifeJets489099 @mjfree I feel so sorry for you.

🚨 BREAKING STUPID: Trump declares Alaska will be the 51st state, thinking it's part of Russia.

@TDSisBad @mjfree Every time I give you people the benefit of the doubt, you go and ruin it with stupidity. It's just baffling. You're Trump's favorite type of person by the way. The uneducated, easily fooled, and gullible. I feel awful for you.

@mjfree I think you’ve got that confused with Obama saying that we had 57 states.

@Allvol69 @mjfree Did you even go to school?

@mjfree Obama said he visited 57 states dumbass 🤣

@Allvol69 @cathythewathy @mjfree Yikes. Didn't think there could be anyone more stupid than Trump and... here you are. Proving our points since 2016.

@cathythewathy @mjfree Lmao no he wasn't 🤣

@Toribabieegirl How? It happens. Especially if there weren't that deep of feelings. That's so childish.

I'm sorry, but dating your friend's ex is insane.

@messedupfoods Pillsbury Glands.

Omg. This looks 👌🏽!

@KTLA That baby has a collar and everything. Suddenly domesticated. 🐺

The same wolf that entered L.A. County a few months ago is now wandering Sequoia National Park. Read more: ktla.com/news/californi…

@foodietechlab HOW MANY?! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COOK LIKE 10 MORE BEFORE I LEAVE.

Pork dumplings with garlic soy dip 🧄 🥟 🥢 !!! How many are you grabbing ?!

@foodietechlab I can't choose. That isn't fair!

Which is the most superior Indian delicacy ?!

@EllieDnHarlem @Dede_Watson @FoxNews Your typing is as terrible as the claim you're trying to make. Wanna take another crack at it?

@Dede_Watson @FoxNews We know ow the real pedos and they are Democrats

RECORD BREAKER: “Melania,” a documentary following the first lady in the 20 days before President Trump’s second inauguration, earns $8 million opening weekend — reportedly making it the biggest documentary debut in more than a decade.

@Chris10997007 @Swervesshouse @getthrutheday @FoxNews They all are.

@Swervesshouse @getthrutheday @FoxNews well “dumbass”… if u would do sum research u would know eras tour is a documentary over the tour as well🤓🤓

@Swervesshouse @getthrutheday @FoxNews THEY'RE DOCUMENTARIES! DUMBASS.

@getthrutheday @FoxNews They’re concerts not documentaries dumbass.

@DannyAllenSmith @JangledK @GovPressOffice 👏🏽

@JangledK @GovPressOffice There is sworn testimony in the unredacted Epstein files that Trump raped a 14.year-old child. Can the same be said about Governor Newsom?

The President of the United States just posted this. Do you think he’s lost it?

Lol I feel like he's playing one long running joke on the whole country and we're just waiting to hear him say "Just kidding!"

@messedupfoods Only if you've been eating right, then yeah... these taste like crap.

@brunomariizza @Hazel_qs This is not character development. It's character contrast and maybe a situational characterization. The father, who needs the most personal growth, never met with character development. And the brother isn't showing maturity after having shown immaturity.

@Hazel_qs "From 'disgusting crap' to 'what chocolate should I buy her?'—the character development in this thread is elite. Protecting his friend’s dignity while the dad is stuck in 1950. Give that kid a raise in his allowance. 🍫✨

My dad used to call periods “gross.” Said men shouldn’t hear about “women’s stuff.” Last week, my 12-year-old brother asked me what periods were like. One of his friends had gotten hers at school, and he didn’t want to embarrass her. So I explained it. Cramps. Mood swings. Pain. Chocolate helps. From the kitchen, my dad shouted: “Stop talking about that disgusting crap. Boys don’t need to know about it.” Before I could respond, my little brother looked him dead in the eye and said: “That’s why mom divorced you.” The whole house went silent. My dad froze for a second… then walked away without saying a word. My brother turned back to me like nothing happened and asked: “So… what kind of chocolate should I buy her?”