Michaela💙★*｡♪

All three of us are putting you in horny jail

@hannahseyelash Thank you!!!

Yay balloons and a little pfp/banner update!🥳🎉🎈

I already caved and switched back to blue. It matches the flowers better anways

Help its been ten seconds and I already miss having a blue heart instead of purple. Should I switch back 😭

@danielhowell I felt seen as someone who always makes the mistake of washing bedsheets at night. I will never learn my lesson

phil made the bed wet and i slept in it MALE PODCAST 19 HAS HIT THE STREETS youtu.be/XzAluTFhtA0

@danielhowell Jasper, my miniature schnauzer, did not need a new fear unlocked for him in this podcast

dan and phil phocolate phiffin part 2: pheal edition !! 🦭

this is such an important thing to say, i think straight people tend to go on about how "coming out shouldn't be a big deal" but it IS A BIG DEAL, being queer in a non queer world is like reckoning that you won't have the future that your loved ones expect of you.

@crisisphannie I twas excited for both reasons. I am down bad and within 3 seconds of looking was excited for the sleeveless dyed by Phil hoodie

So distracted by the prospect of poppy playtime ch 5 that I forgot to be excited about seeing Dan in this outfit

If its not the collective white boy of the year and grindr's gaymer of the year I stg

darkness still has light in it because the dark is measured by the absence of light. it’s poetic. it’s gay. i should make this about dan and phil

I’m so done i’m so fucking done i am no longer a phannie leave my fucking strawberry chai matcha latte alone you BITCH

@crisisphannie @danielhowell @AmazingPhil Remind me to never practice my viola again /j

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil It’s been over two years and I finally bought the leather jacket 🤌

dan and phil shop WINTER SALE ❄️🏷️ we found some secret stock of rare items that we're clearing out at crazy discounts SNATCH them before they're gone forever ty Worldwide: danandphilshop.com USA: us.danandphilshop.com Australia: au.danandphilshop.com EU: eu.danandphilshop.com

@crisisphannie Yay Phil Day!!!! I will never get over how TINY you look next to them

ITS PHIL DAAAYYYYYYY

For my 1-2 follower(s) who pay attention this acct, I am on private as a I am applying to a new job! I don't need to risk it magically being found and they are greeted by my pinned twt... or anything on this acct really... Someone remind me to make it public again eventually

“IS IT SISTER DANIEL” when the pod audio came out…….. you FOOLS…..i would recognize the sound of her voice and the swish of her wimple from my grave

my crystal ball tells me that dan and phil should be allowed to hit people with hammers

he was serving so much face (and dullet) today.. pls ignore his fuckass silicone body

“we’ve had less yearning” coming from the author of this famous tweet like are you sure about that actually?