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@golub Dutchmen are tall.

Mark Rutte is a total greaseball

@ShonaRobison @StephenGethins Stephen -Two-Votes-Gethins...HUH!

So today marks my final day officially serving as an MSP and appropriately I’ve spent it campaigning for our great candidate @StephenGethins It has been a real privilege to represent Dundee City East and I am hugely grateful to everyone who has supported me over the years.

@EricLDaugh What about the republic of Ireland? They've been taking free rides of both Europe and the United States.

🚨 JUST IN: The greatest Sec. of State Marco Rubio just WALKED OUT with NATO SecGen Mark Rutte Rutte has repeatedly told Europe they should STOP taking free rides off the United States and listen to President Trump Thank you for standing up for America, Marco! 🇺🇸

@afneil I guess Robert is getting a free trip to the Middle East out of it as well.

A load of nonsense. There’s nothing riding on Keir Starmer’s awayday to the Gulf. Who’s going to tell him Iran is keeping control of the Strait of Hormuz? And there’s nothing he can do about it. Especially since he doesn’t have a Navy.

@washghost1 The imitation leaded windows in the first picture are completely absurd.

This one’s actually an improvement

@BasilTheGreat @waitrose Employees in Waitrose are usually designated as partners as they own the company.

🚨WAITROSE DOUBLES DOWN ON SACKED WORKER What is wrong with you @waitrose ? Waitrose have released a statement CONFIRMING they believe they think they were RIGHT to sack Walker Smith for trying to stop a shoplifter WAITROSE STATEMENT IN COMMENTS 👇

@SouthsideSNP Don't flatter yourself. When faced with the unexpected removal of the Winter Fuel Allowance for pensioners, all you could come up with was a miserly £100, suspended until the end of the following year.

Starmer has ‘utterly failed’ to help Scots during energy ‘crisis’, Swinney says “Mr Swinney accused the Labour Government at Westminster of “standing by and doing nothing” in the midst of the current energy crisis” apple.news/ABnn8Lb1RSB-nN…

@ScotNational It can't come bloody quick enough.

LATEST: Labour have fallen behind the SNP in projected Westminster seats in a mindblowing new poll The poll suggests John Swinney's party would clinch 47 seats at the next General Election while Labour would get just 31 – a loss of 380

@SimonDanczuk Starmer claimed during the election campaign that he would "operate within the Brexit agreement." This is just another lie among many. The Labour Party is finished.

Starmer wants Britain back in the EU, he’ll do all he can to reverse the people’s decision. He’s not a democrat, he believes he knows what’s best for us. The sooner he’s out of office the better off we’ll be.

@RabbiPoupko Central Park is 1.3 square miles.

How many calories do you consume every in just one meal? This is the Warsaw Ghetto in 1941. At this point there were 400,000 Jews crammed into an area of 1.3 square miles. Jews in the ghetto received just 184 calories per day. It was premeditated starvation and it killed 50,000 from hunger alone. We will never forget. Photo @historyinpic9

@sarahdiaryz And also the former disgraced prince, Mountbatten-Windsor, presumably.

#OTD 26 years ago. Queen Elizabeth II hosts a luncheon for Princess Mathilde and Prince Phillipe of Belgium, later King Phillipe and Queen Mathilde of the Belgians, at Windsor Castle on April 5, 2000. 🇧🇪 #DYK This was the first time that Queen Mathilde met Queen Elizabeth II.

@Watchman_motto The floor tiles look a bit slippy, though.

Something like this is how it was done for decades. You choose a color and just match everything in the bathroom, tub, tile. 1/2 way up the wall or greater. Small details change with the times but good tile work with even simple 4x4 tiles will forever look good and clean.

@SouthsideSNP "Activist government" sounds like more noise in the air created by their highly paid special advisers, similar to previous terms like 'running scared' and 'democratic deficit' they came up with.

John Swinney: There could be a referendum in 2028. I want to press on “Scotland’s first minister has big plans for an ‘activist government’ and wants to put economic growth high on the agenda” apple.news/AlbKYkzv9RcSxr…

@Shannon79053723 But now his children have a claim, i.e. Miss Sienna Mapelli Mozzi and Miss Athena Mapelli Mozzi are tenth and eleventh in line of succession, respectively.

So Edo isn’t a wealthy Italian Aristocrat. His family villa is crumbling, unsellable and he has no claim to it. His father lives modestly in France and Edo bought his £3.5M Cotswolds home with a mortgage. Royal ties boosted his profile but his fortune isn’t fairy-tale level.

@CockertonMark During the election campaign, Starmer said he would "operate within the Brexit agreement." He got into power on the back of lies like this.

I’m sorry but if you are against boosting trade with Europe because *checks notes* we may have to add the word ‘citrus’ to marmalade labels, you have been radicalised and are unable to think critically. You’ll also likely be a Daily Express reader (no offence).

@RichardGCorbett During the election campaign, Starmer said he would "operate within the Brexit agreement." He got into power on the back of lies like this.

Given that other countries make marmalade from figs & other fruit, it’s actually quite helpful to take the simple step of specifying that ours is citrus (orange or lemon). Most labels already say “orange” Hardly newsworthy, but of course the usual suspects want to stir things up

@AlexTaylorNews During the election campaign, Starmer said he would "operate within the Brexit agreement." He got into power on the back of lies like this.

Another woeful Saturday in the awful EU which forces people to actually tell us the flavours of all our delicious jams and marmelades🤡

@BritishRoyaltea Some time ago, I read that Edo and Beatrice had known each other since childhood. Other potential suitors might have hesitated at the thought of having Sarah as their mother-in-law.

This is genuinely shocking! It turns out much of Edo’s past has been greatly embellished (sounds like someone else we know🤭) Edo won’t be inheriting any titles - his father’s “Count” title is purely a courtesy title with no legal standing. And those rumours about his Italian aristocratic family being unhappy about him marrying into the Yorks (especially with all the latest scandals)? They’ve never even met Edo. Edo grew up in the UK, raised mainly by his mother and step-father. It’s unknown if he even speaks Italian. He and his father also can’t stake any claim on the ancestral neoclassical villa in northern Italy as there are closer, more legitimate heirs. No shade at all to his Italian family - I just can’t believe how he was branded as this wealthy, titled Italian aristocrat when it couldn’t be further from the truth. It's mind-blowing how these stories get built up… dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/ar…

@BrugesGroup During the election campaign, Starmer said he would "operate within the Brexit agreement." He got into power on the back of lies like this.

A perfect example of the sort of petty bureaucracy and meddling to which we will once again be subjected thanks to “closer relations with the EU”. Meanwhile, America is going to the moon…

@DeborahMeaden During the election campaign, Starmer said he would "operate within the Brexit agreement." I heard the liar with my own ears.

Only if you want to sell to the EU… and as most makers do they already label it as orange marmalade… this is utterly nonsense.,I have news for everyone complaining… anyone selling into the EU right now has to align with their regulations… no discussion, no negotiation. A relationship means we get to negotiate… which is better.