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State of Sunny Edwards

@MenInBlazers Got to love a defender taking the goal kick too

Incredible scenes in the Colombian league final 🤯 Hugo Rodallega is in tears after getting injured and barely able to move. Yet play resumes, and the hobbling 39-year-old scores the goal to win the title for Santa Fe ❤️

Every Sunday I spend hours making a roast for the family & the only contribution from my husband is he makes the gravy. And then without fail he spends the whole meal going on about how great the gravy is. Going to pour it over his fucking head the fat gravy eating cunt.

@pressuno @twitteurgh Sounds like you owe @twitteurgh a beer!

5 years ago today I found out @twitteurgh had stripped me of the Don't Flop on beat title because I went over the time limits. A toxic back and forth online ensued, paired with lockdown at the time my mental health spiralled downwards and I was in a dark place

@iamtomskinner @buyukkazanan Would be absolute bedlam.

@buyukkazanan How do you deliver 12 mattresses on the tube?

Get the tube like everyone else 👍

@SenseiCarl_ Wembley

You’re playing football with the boys when you were a kid. If you score, you go through to the next “round”. If you didn’t score, you were out. What did you call it?

@StigOfTheDumpUK Incredible transformation. Just shows what we’re capable of when we put our mind to it. Congrats man.

@footballfights What a pair of tubes.

What is Marty Cash doing?

@Ig1Ig3 Fucking cows, mate

House explodes on Ley Street in Ilford 😳 #IG1IG3

@anthonycook @hardestgeezer 1. Wakes up 2. Sticks on trainers 3. Runs until he can’t stop Probably…

So I know normally you post transformation photos after you’ve got ripped, but today we’re doing an uno reverse. I was 62kg when I finished running Africa 8 months ago. Now? 84kg. A 22kg weight gain. Are you mad🤣 Welcome to my softest geezer era. Between school tours, my book launch (still available—link in bio😉), and behind the scenes business prep for a lively 2025, I’ve taken my focus off what I’m meant to be good at: smashing tarmac. These things happen, and I’m actually buzzing to turn it around. This next training block is going to be nasty, and I’m here for it. Big new challenges and goals for 2025. Hold tight everyone else in their softest geezer era, we’ve got this *gritted teeth looking at the 6 pack of mince pies*

You Can't Beat The Away Games 💯😂

That’s Beaconsfield. Incredible place.

@nathphilk It’s Ayoze Perez

What the fuck am I watching, imagine taking the minus £17,000 offer on the chase …….the lowest offer ever. I wouldn’t be able to walk the streets without being ashamed of myself. #TheChase #Scumbag

This is the only correct answer

@JaimeBenx @classicshirts That such a cold look. ❄️

@classicshirts I’m between Monsieur Lama and Taribo West

@fasc1nate Cock fingers

The hands of German serial killer Fritz Honka

@megsxzum Just go down stairs.

@HumansNoContext Fucking. Field. Goal. The. Cunt

@NigellaStrawson @alrightfans Niche property knowledge 👌

I would honestly rather watch it with Mizzy