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@ProudofusUK I grabbed hold of it after 7 pints and 4 sambucas in Fabio’s, and let me tell you, the monks on the other side were not REMOTELY as welcoming as this story would have you believe Nor were Durham Police

There's a door in England.🚪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 It's been there for nine hundred years. And on that door is a knocker. If you grabbed it, the law couldn't touch you.⚖️ Durham Cathedral. Built in 1093. From the moment it was finished, a rule was carved into its stone. Anyone who reached that knocker was protected. Thirty-seven days. No one could arrest you. No one could harm you. Two monks sat in a room above the door. Day and night. Every hour. Listening for a knock. Because when it came, they had to open the door. They gave you a black gown. A yellow cross on the chest. A bed. Food. And for thirty-seven days, safety. After that, you had a choice. Face trial. Or leave England forever. They called it abjuring the realm. Walk to the coast carrying a cross. Never leave the road. Board a ship. Never come back. Over three hundred people claimed sanctuary. Murderers. Thieves. Debtors. All given the same protection. The right of sanctuary ended in 1623. But the knocker never came down. It's still on the door at Durham Cathedral. Nine hundred years old. Still holding the ring that saved three hundred lives. England built mercy into its architecture. Into the stone. Into the door. Into a ring that anyone could grab. Be part of us. Proudofus.co.uk Be Proud Of Us. 🇬🇧

@AdamFulwell_ @MagpieMediaX Who was it that opened the stadium of light again, I forget?

@MagpieMediaX We also have 0 (ZERO) Epstein island visitors owning our club x

Newcastle’s last 10 Premier League fixtures against Sunderland: 1-0 ❌ 0-3 ❌ 1-1 🤝 3-0 ❌ 1-0 ❌ 0-1 ❌ 0-3 ❌ 2-1 ❌ 0-3 ❌ 1-1 🤝 That’s just too far 😭

@10MarXmen @iamtomskinner Did they have ‘military grade’ written on them?

@iamtomskinner I thought the same thing this morning, pulled in the garage and 3 guys were filling up military grade petrol cans.

@IrishBrian30 “Nah there’s none in the fridge but the box in the garage will be cold”

Zero condensation. Scum of the earth.

@alwaysnufc1892 @ToonMouthTyne

@ToonMouthTyne Source?

@DobbySolanoNUFC Even more mad, some youngun actually got an Osula shirt

Mad how I was very unimpressed by this signing and now in my eyes he’s Englands number one and the greatest goalie of our generation

@Badgerdoc @InnCoe @GeologicalSETI That is fiction, literally. Read the article

@InnCoe @GeologicalSETI x.com/UAPWatchers/st…

The alien spaceship has developed a mysterious coma and tail. 😁

Share a photo that’s a strange pairing of celebrities? Leslie Nielsen and Rob Halford from Judas Priest. Now best that!?

@jay_laout Username always crack me up, bet he was gutted that johnfis08605917 was taken already

@elonmusk It’s because you’re a wanker Elon. Hope this helps 👍🏻

I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own

TIL there's a couple in California that unironically loves the way their lobotomy turned out and maybe this is the key to happiness

In case you needed a laugh today

@MarksDoingGreat I had one of these that served me over 10yrs, cost £600 and kept it as a second car even as it was so cheap to run. Did about 65mpg, any repair was usually under £100, £30/year tax. Would still have it now but it was stolen last year

@porsiemprelgk @ChandlerBing_12 transponster

@ChandlerBing_12 What dia Chandler do for a living

What's the biggest Friends plot hole in your opinion?

@ES1892 @mma_matrix @eflobserverpod He’s deleted it 😂

@ES1892 @mma_matrix @eflobserverpod It’s the second touch, the one AFTER the corner

@horsepower They’re rare because once that set rolled off the machine at the factory, they took one look at them and turned the machine off forever

I have never seen or heard of these wheels before, but apparently they are pretty rare. This is a set of 5x120 Kelleners K-Sport wheels in 17x8.5+40. The seller is asking $1,850.

@HagertyUK Not even close, AMG monoblock

Tonight's big question... What would you say is the greatest FIVE SPOKE alloy wheel ever made? Original equipment or aftermarket are both fair game, and as ever, we're giving bonus points for pics or GIFs 🛞🛞🛞🛞

@NotPeekaboo @Rory_Breaker_ It’s Chris Lorenzo & The Streets - Take Me As I Am

@Rory_Breaker_ Can you share the track that’s making you wait faster? Pls & thanks my man

This is the kind of asshole I aspire to be twitter.com/KaylaDeneen/st…