Docta Greenman

For what it is worth, this shit isn’t about getting high (even though most can use an entheogenic experience or two). This is about putting an end to the empty lies that drive an ongoing unjust stigma around a useful salutogenic substance. It is because #CannabisIsMedicine

Goodbye, friends, from Augusta Georgia! As a farewell, we’re giving away one of the limited edition Peach Reserve TOUR-ISSUE Staff Bags. To win: Just REPOST!

@PTurn_219 @Cam_Jourdan

@Cam_Jourdan So Rory played 20+ days straight at Augusta and beat Scottie by 1 stroke, after Scottie had his 2nd kid 3 weeks ago and took 2 weeks off of golf

Rory McIlroy talked all week about how many times he came to Augusta National to prepare in recent weeks. I asked whether this was the most prepared he felt in a major. "I joked last week and going into this week that this place feels like my home course. I haven't played anywhere else in the last two or three weeks really. I felt prepared in that way. I felt prepared that wherever I hit it on the golf course, I sort of know what to do. I know where to miss. I'm pretty comfortable with all the shots around the greens. "I've talked to Jack Nicklaus over the years how he prepared for majors, and he would go the week before, and he would simulate a tournament. He'd play one ball for four days, shoot scores. So then when he got to the tournament, it was sort of -- it felt second nature to him. "I did a little bit of that leading up to here, and I think that's certainly a good way to prepare going into the next majors."

@GratefulKeg Jesus you can’t be serious. Tiger was the last one, you think he was a model citizen at home?

Obviously gotta put an asterisk next to Rory’s back to back. None of the others guys who have done it skipped 3 tour events and abandoned their wife and child to go play Augusta 7 days a week. Games gone.

Why is that sweet, sweet Masters theme not playing all afternoon at every commercial break?

@Polymarket @cdntradegrljenn Oh, so NOW they wake up?! 🤣🤣🤣

JUST IN: Britain says it’s building a “wide coalition” with France & other partners to keep the Strait of Hormuz open after Trump announced a blockade.

@HormuzLetter @KingMidasAu1 Lolololol

BREAKING: Iran's IRGC says that if Trump carries out his Strait of Hormuz blockade, Iran will respond by taking control of the Bab el-Mandeb Strait through the Houthis, per Press TV.

@PolymarketSport @Underdog Yeah, with a case of Mastersitis.

🚨REPORT: At least 155 players are out with injury or illness for Sunday's slate of NBA games. via @Underdog

@jsammons80 @CinemaTweets1 Uhm…. golfmonthly.com/news/the-press…

@CinemaTweets1 Love the movie but honestly the end still pisses me off. Noy sure anyone is actually that stupid or stubborn.

Tin Cup feels like an appropriate rewatch this weekend given #TheMasters are here. Kevin Costner’s given us a lot of quality sports films over the years, but this might be my favorite. Film’s just so incredibly easy to watch. Costner is hilarious in this role. A quality ‘90s film

@unusual_whales This jackass can’t do shit except drive tax revenue to Miami 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mamdani: The wealth of a median white household in the city is more than $200,000, while that of a black household is less than $20,000... We are starting to act upon a framework that puts equity right at the center of it

Ohhhhh, so sales are BAD BADDDDD.

@WrestlePurists Jeezus. Christ.

Pat McAfee to CM Punk: “When that TKO merch check comes through, which account does it go to? Does it go to the needy wrestling families that can’t afford WrestleMania tickets? Or… I have a sneaky suspicion that money from the TKO merch account goes right into the bank account titled “I’m sorry, Saudi Arabia.” #SmackDown

@ShanuMathew93 I was skeptical of everyone complaining, but it got blatantly obvious since yesterday. It is dumber than a box of rocks at the moment.

Opus is so unbelievably nerfed today, it's like talking to a model from 2-3 years ago. What is going on

@InsiderWire But the buses will be free comrade!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani says the city is “worse than broke,” facing a deficit; he’ll cut housing vouchers, library funding, and other plans.

I was skeptical about Opus 4.6 getting dumb…but yeah, this isn’t good. The last few days have been like watching a genius bleed their brain out their nose. What is going on @AnthropicAI??? @claudeai are you okay? This fucking sucks.

@____selah Yeah, you are right, drinking is just soooo much better.

"weed isn't addictive i just always have to be high. even during something as important as my wedding day i have to be balls to the wall high to be able to function"

Neurodivergents texting back (unfiltered): "Hey! So sorry I didn't text you back for nearly a week (again), my nervous system wouldn't let me open your text until I knew I had time to devote to answering you thoughtfully and thoroughly! But I promise I *thought* about texting you, saw the unopened text, and felt guilty every hour of every day until I finally forced myself...even though now none of this is thoughtful like I planned because it's all an apology instead! Anyways, how are you??"

@PolymarketSport @RapSheet Could've told you that was gonna happen last April.

@JohnLoc18 Dude, if you've done it once you've already gotten over the hard part. You can absolutely do it again, but you just can't disregard all the primo advice being given gratis. You need work on your patterns & your risk management. Mastery is about enduring 10,000 kicks to the nuts.

I don’t know what to do man, sorry I’ll delete later.

@ThePoniExpress Fuck yes. Been saying it for ages; if someone is willing to deal a 1st, you fucking SPRINT to take it off of them.

Longtime Steelers insider Gerry Dulac hints at a possible TJ Watt trade in his PG chat. Saying Nick Herbig won't get dealt. Per Dulac: "I think the trade would involve someone ahead of him" That would be Watt or Alex Highsmith. Would you trade Watt for a 2027 1st round pick?

@PatMcAfeeShow @RandyOrton It. Didn’t. Need. Saving. It was RED HOT at WM40, and then it got all kinds of fucked up, to the point where it is barely watchable now. I get the promo, but it is as short-sighted as anything WWE/TKO has done since Cody finished the story. Tell me where I’m wrong.

Randy Orton is gonna save the business for future generations of wrestling fans. That’s so incredible to think about.. Very rarely do these types of obviously monumental moments happen in our lifetime. My daughter and baby boy on the way are gonna have a WWE that is thriving.. a WWE that is the greatest form of entertainment on Earth, bar none, because the top of the company is gonna be exactly what it’s supposed to be. A man sent DIRECTLY from the Wrestling AND Sports Entertainment Gods will be properly leading the business once again. It is my honor to serve the future generations of wrestling fans as I motivate The 🐐, Randy Orton to not only become 15 TIME WORLD CHAMPION but also, become a man who saved his family’s business. WrestleMania Saturday Night is gonna be The most Historic Night in the HISTORY of sports.. SO MUCH ON THE LINE. Multi-Generational pressure comes to a head. Randy will prevail… for all of us 🙏🏻 See also… I have a MASSIVE SURPRISE to announce tomorrow night. You’ll start thanking me and Randy soon enough for all of this. SEE YOU IN SAN JOSE