Paul Doust

I'm not using Twitter anymore... bye!

@rolandhoskins1 @MichaelRosenYes youtube.com/watch?v=g7yR2p…

I keep having to tell my typing fingers that 'emilia' is not 'email'. Wasn't she that nice woman who was Desdemona's companion and maid? Who explains how inequality works?

@GatwickParkingG are you responsible for the toilets in the short term parking of the north terminal of Gatwick airport?

@BerylBikes Why have you stopped? What happens to all the infrastructure?

Thank you for the good times Southampton, Portsmouth, and Isle of Wight 🌅 Beryl bikes and e-scooters are ending service 30 June 2024 in the Solent area. Together we have generated over 275,000 rides - approx 20 trips around the planet. 🌍 ​ Read more: help-bikes.beryl.cc/en/articles/95…

@SW_Help 29 minutes and 20 seconds late. I think the driver had one thing on his mind. WAT-FTN 15:30. Just really bad service… It was 14 minutes and some seconds going up to London the other day. Can’t wait to retire…

@ProfBrianCox @theAliceRoberts “Nobheads”. Hahaha

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

Today is, of course, exactly four years since the birthday gathering that both Sunak and Johnson received their fines for.

So exhausted on the final door knock of the day I couldn't pronounce General Election correctly. Last week with my key in my hand I knocked my own door out of habit, I stopped short of asking my husband his voting intention. Rest up campaigners.

It’s been a while… #polobar @polobar

@IanDunt He always reminds me of: comedy.co.uk/tv/w1a/intervi…

"Well good for you". By the end of this clip, the host is reduced to treating the minister as an actual child.

@IanDunt I look forward to the list of excuses he'll come up with every Armistice Sunday...

D-Day for Sunak iandunt.substack.com/p/d-day-for-su…

Rishi Sunak lies. This is about his character 👇

After unsuccessfully videoing a mouse on the underground I bump into this man, whose name escapes me. Dave Smith, he tells me! Bloody liar! Bloody lovely bloke.

@leongreen @sturdyAlex I love The Dunt

This is such a great podcast, now my favourite politics one and a must listen!

Nobody has done more to undermine British values than Nigel Farage.

@JP_Biz Surely we just need a law saying it doesn't breach them?

On the basis of the court ruling migrants in GB would not need to travel to Dublin to avoid the reach of the Rwanda scheme, they could just stop in Northern Ireland.

P&O Ferries CEO is asked why crew are only being paid £4.87 an hour while he is paid over half a million a year.

🇬🇧 After 14 years of rule, we have a message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻