@CalltoActivism Does she keep touching his chair on purpose?
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Captain Hindsight
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🚨TRUMP IS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS
The Senator from Alabama Katie Britt is speaking with gusto while Trump, who turns 80 in a month, is struggling to stay awake, nodding only when he hears his praises.
Something is wrong with his brain.
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Brilliant. 👏👏👏👏👏
And ‘No’ it wouldn’t get cancelled today. I don’t know why anyone would think that? 🤷♀️
Skint Eastwood@Skint_Eastwood1
“Where’s the Bloke, Darling?” – The Harry Enfield Sketch That Would Get Cancelled in 5 Seconds Flat Today 😂 Classic Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse sketch: Footballers interviewed by a woman doesn’t go well at all. “Where’s the bloke, darling?” “Where’s the bloke, love?” “Go on, get the bloke!” The woman calmly says “I am the bloke” and they just completely blank her, demanding the actual bloke for the proper football chat. 🤣 Repetitive, awkward, and brilliantly deadpan. Proper old-school British comedy. No chance they’d get away with this nowadays 😂 They’d be cancelled before the ad break.
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I was right but should not have lost my temper. He was just a spinner who tried pathetically to get me sacked afterwards.
Tides of History@labour_history
16 years ago tonight, Gordon Brown resigned - and things got a bit heated about what would happen to British politics next…
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@Jesse_Brenneman Never listen to that song again without thinking of this lol
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Since we’re talking Billy Joel I’ll share again my wife’s and my joke about “Piano Man,” that the whole time Billy is making these incisive observations about the lives of the patrons he’s completely unaware that he’s in a gay bar.
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@AndyPlumb4 @MartinDaubney Saluting, as the other one is made up
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Out of the two highly embarrassing clips, which one would you say is @MartinDaubney’s cringiest moment ?
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@JanieP6768 I don't drink at the Airport simply because I cannot be arsed getting up to have a piss on the plane
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What bollocks. It’s not about needing alcohol before 11am, sometimes it’s a celebration. Why ban it for everyone, when it’s a small percentage of arseholes who can’t hold their drink or know their limits.
🚴♀️🚴♀️ Jenny 🚴♀️🚴♀️@jen_moxon
Totally agree with him. If you need alcohol before 11am you've a fucking problem and should go to your nearest AA meeting
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@barneyronay Did he have a bet on how many times he kicked the ball out of play, sure it was about 5 times
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PSG have no weaknesses, only strengths and perfect high spec parts. Except perhaps for the goalkeeper who seems to have wandered in from a rave in Kent in 1989
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@AnfieldPapers Waiting for the first pen for that same 'contact'
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PGMOL statement following the Sesko goal and saying it should have been disallowed. 🤦♂️
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1990s drum and bass club, people dancing with the lights on
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@marlene4719 Charles with his medals lol, how long before Trump has some similar
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Trump again attempts his childish power move, tug-of-war hand shake with King Charles who refuses to engage. What a moron.
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A poor people food that you will eat no matter how rich you get
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@StanCollymore Could not be less interested in this one if I tried
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@StanCollymore 'Swear down' lol, now that is a blast from the past
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"Not even joking" definitely rubber stamped it for me.
Add "swear down" next time, definitely adds legitimacy to the argument.
Phil Kitromilides@PhilKitro
Not even joking, this is the best game of all time.
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@SpencerHakimian Rubio looks like he is not in on the joke
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What is the first thing you notice?
You can’t unsee it.
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I have no idea how many times we have to dance this dance. It really isn’t high risk, high opportunity at all. Trump will probably be on his best behaviour. Everyone will gush. Praise as a triumph. Then a few days later Trump will forget about it. And go back to normal.
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Russell Brand is a godly man who risked immediate arrest by reading scripture on national television. He may have mistakes in the past, but he switched to the right politics, which makes him eligible for the #PatriotPass.
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