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@JonLemire @TheRickWilson Those Epstein files must be something else

President Trump posts a lengthy attack on *checks notes* the Pope

@BisonChaser @meme818634 Well I guess those McDonald’s workers have something in common with Burger King and Taco Bell workers, a shared college education. Bravo to the Hosers. Meanwhile, Purdue is ranked as one of the new Ivy League schools. forbes.com/sites/aliciapa…

@meme818634 A lot of people

I feel bad for anyone that doesn’t go to Indiana University. Best college in the country.

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."

WE. REACHED. A. FUCKING. AGREEMENT. WITH. THEM. IN. 2015. THAT. IMPOSED. STRICT. LIMITS. ON. URANIUM. ENRICHMENT. UNTIL. 2040. It was called the JCPOA. And Trump TORE IT UP IN 2018 out of spite for @BarackObama 8 years later, here we are. Total. Disaster.

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@KellyL_32 @BobBrockSA @ZachVogt30 Cute. Just as soon as you talk about Matt Chaffee and Rob Senderoff. And maybe you’d like to discuss the FBI’s investigation into your Saint Bobby groping women and banging undergrads two at a time.

@dodgerodger2 @BobBrockSA @ZachVogt30 Shouldn’t you be talking about Sam Gilbert and blatant cheating being at the top of John Wooden’s pyramid of success?

Only one team was able to stop the National Champs in March…

Remember when Democrats pressured Al Franken to resign over sexual misconduct allegations, without giving him a chance to defend himself. Now, they’re doing the same with Eric Swalwell. Meanwhile, Republicans worship a serial sexual predator who raped & beat a 13-year-old girl.

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

He wrapped himself in “American steel” to win Pennsylvania then built his own ballroom project with foreign steel. You weren’t supporters. You were props.

@KellyL_32 @BobBrockSA @ZachVogt30 ? A distinction without a difference. Shouldn’t you be in Bloomington crying over Bobby’s corpse

@dodgerodger2 @BobBrockSA @ZachVogt30 UCLA has zero national titles as a member of the B1G.

@MattHalterman @TopTierIndiana ? Any proof of that defamatory statement?

@dodgerodger2 @TopTierIndiana UCLA "NIL before NIL was cool (or legal)"

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@CMinnising @TopTierIndiana Yeah ya kinda did don’t you think when you start bragging about 5 little flags

@dodgerodger2 @TopTierIndiana

FUN FACT: Michelle Obama and Jill Biden never had to hold a press conference to deny being part of a sex trafficking ring.

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

The ceasefire was a complete fiction. While the White House announced one, missiles were still flying across Israel, Iran, and Lebanon. Reality doesn’t match the headline. The White House was forced to backtrack today because the proposed “10-point deal” from Iran was a disaster that would let them enrich uranium, fund proxies like Hezbollah, maintain leverage over the Strait of Hormuz, and get sanctions relief. Even top allies like Mark Levin and Larry Kudlow are calling it a disaster. Let’s be honest about how we got here: there was never an imminent threat to the U.S. Now we’re stuck in it, negotiating from a weakened position.

Tapper: The statement from Iran's supreme national security council did not fit the messaging that the Trump administration wanted to project. And instead of calling out the Iranian regime, President Trump attacked CNN by falsely claiming we made it up. We didn't make it up.

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

So there’s no regime change, we lift all sanctions against them going back decades, they retain missile and drone capabilities, they control the strait and can charge tolls, and keep their enriched uranium. So much for “unconditional surrender.”

@JeffStorobinsky TACO!!

Prior to the 800 pm deadline tonight Trump will falsely claim that Iran has agreed to something that they have not. He will then say we're extending the deadline by 2 weeks Iran will then issue a statement claiming they have agreed to nothing It has become quite obvious that there will be no resolution in 2 weeks or even two months Fuel prices will continue to rise fueling inflation