sasha valentina. here's my card . . .

" sasha valentina ". private eye from an unspecified future. absolutely not an alcoholic. relocated and revamped. no case too big — no job too small. no refunds ! fandomless oc. all crossovers / ocs welcome. canon / non. ships w / chem (non — lewd).

@greatmindoutlaw ahahaha send 1 back? xxx

@doggeddetection AWOOGA AWOOGA 🚨🚨🚨🚨nudie alert 🤤🤤🤤🤤

@greatmindoutlaw yo u up?

@detectivevostar Aww, you're perfect.

@doggeddetection So beautiful. You're such a vision, the most gorgeous woman I've ever had the fortune and luck to lay my eyes on, and every day I count my stars thanking them that you look my way with such happiness.

@detectivevostar Check out these gorgeous artsy, tasteful pics shot over about 2 days using the latest camera technology with over 45 takes. No big deal!

@SOFTUNIVXRSE What locals? It's a load of gift shops.

@SOFTUNIVXRSE Not a synagogue in sight.

big day for sasha stans.

@corsairingwar Cor... Ere...

@timethatpasses Eh?

@doggeddetection Ear? What of my ear?

Cor. Ere...

@SOFTUNIVXRSE G'won.

@SOFTUNIVXRSE Don't think babies are allowed to work in this part of the galaxy, love.

@SOFTUNIVXRSE Speak a couple, don't I?

@SOFTUNIVXRSE Bottomless Brunch is the closest you get to heaven on this shitty plane of existence, innit?

@AGENTDELASI Bet you say that to all your harem.

@doggeddetection The natural aura of an expectant mother?

Imagine having sex to reproduce...

@AGENTDELASI Oh? How come?

@doggeddetection You look radiant.

@AGENTDELASI Aww. Nobody's ever called me ripe.

Oh baby you're RIPE.

MMMMMMMMMMMM...

@corsairingwar Ere...

Me if you even care.