Mr. Romantica

Parched.

@doggeddetection AWOOGA AWOOGA 🚨🚨🚨🚨nudie alert 🤤🤤🤤🤤

@greatmindoutlaw yo u up?

*as he winks, a ding sound effect plays*

@doggeddetection I literally just asked you? What? What?

@greatmindoutlaw [ getting suspicious ] who's suze ? what's y' intentions with 'er ?

i miss booze.

@doggeddetection @doxie_gay @detectivevostar Anything for you, babe.

@doxie_gay @greatmindoutlaw @detectivevostar

@doggeddetection [He's playing chicken... and he's not about to lose.] Why not, after all? [A smirk, eyes holding hers.]

@greatmindoutlaw [ daring him to continue with her eyes ]

bollocks.

@doggeddetection I think it is, yeah. Right here in the throne room, isn't it...? [Slipping his hand up along her arm...]

@greatmindoutlaw well, you have to, er . . . consumate your - is that marriage ?

@doggeddetection ... noted... Your Majesty... Perhaps I'd better, you know, make sure. Due diligence.

@greatmindoutlaw nothing on under these robes . . . . . . your majesty.

@doggeddetection One of my better ones.

@greatmindoutlaw this is one of my stranger dreams.

@doggeddetection "Cheers, babe. Don't worry. I got this."

@greatmindoutlaw " aye, but i'm easily smitten, me. oh, alright then. talk to her if you want. "

sorry about her. @greatmindoutlaw

@doggeddetection "Hey, I managed to win you over, didn't I?"

@greatmindoutlaw " i just want you to get on, sal. you haven't been wrong with her. it's her problem. nothing we cannae fix with time. "

@doggeddetection "The whole Jynne being all prickly to you." And him, but.

@greatmindoutlaw " er, water could be good. what's ' the chick sitch ' ? "

Boy am I glad these bots are enjoying reading my story.

@doggeddetection "Mnegh. Didn't even think about that aspect of it all. "Is there anything I can do to help? Water for the mnegh situation? Maybe give that - Jynne? - a call for the chick sitch?"

@greatmindoutlaw " physically or emotionally ? stupid question. a little queasy, s'pose . . . gorra get used t' that, aye ? " a smile.

@doggeddetection "Saw right through me. "Hey. *You* alright?"

@greatmindoutlaw " stubborn, y'mean. in an old money way. she says she is, but she's really . . . i dunno, she likes thinkin'.

By sure of herself I mean stubborn.

@doggeddetection A smile quirks on his lips. "Yeah. She seems quite sure of herself. Is she a detective like you?"

@greatmindoutlaw " what for ? oh, sal. love. you cannae be sorry f' others — we're sorry enough f' ourselves, aren't we ? jynne's 'er own woman. if she dunna like ( us ), i can't help that. we have each other, an' our future. "

@doggeddetection "I feel like I should've noticed, or asked, or taken any sort of interest. I'm sorry."

@greatmindoutlaw " aye, that's so. i'll speak to 'er, anyhow. "

@doggeddetection — ever be forced back.

@doggeddetection "Oh, Sash." He curls his arms about her, holding her. "Mn. Why do you have to make sense sometimes?" He takes a slow breath. "She'll come round. Seems like you've already worn her down. What's one more, eh?" He only spares one thought for his 'home'. Wondering if he'll —