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@BBCNews Why did it take three people to write this short article??? Abi Smitton, Colletta Smith & Tommy Lumby

Holidays to Spain, Cyprus and Turkey soar in price bbc.in/3Gj7rAJ

@LEGOLANDWindsor City Driving School so so so so slow for the next drivers to get on the cars. Why not get the next load of kids in the video room as soon as the ride before starts?? 4 mins being wasted between every go. Four staff members standing around doing nothing…

@BGatesIsaPyscho @grok what song is this?

There’s something peculiar about Taylor Swift I just can’t put my finger on.

@TC_MBE Hello. Any chance you could share where you got your trapper hat from? The one you were wearing in the first episode of the new Apprentice series?

@UberFacts Bluey - Sleepytime

#TheTraitors How very dare you #John

@SoVeryBritish Dutch Shortbread

What’s the best biscuit, then?

@UberFacts Absolute classic first time I heard it

Name an album you wish you could hear again for the first time:

@georgegalloway @BorisJohnson @Breeze_Through George, you big cat

@BorisJohnson @Breeze_Through Who are you?

Vladimir Putin your speech is a fraud and a disgrace. The world must never accept your sham referendums or your cruel and illegal attempt to colonise Ukraine. We stand with the people of Ukraine and will support them without flinching until their country is whole and free.

@JamesBlunt Random sponsored listing above your book on Amazon 😂

Gentle reminder that even if you won’t be buying my new album this Christmas (for reasons I fail to comprehend), you can still buy my book.

George McFly AKA Brett #loveisland

@sajidjavid As a first step, please ask GPs to see people in person, especially children (6 months in this case) rather than a telephone consultation which involves no examination. This is why A&E is so busy with people trying to see a doctor in person.

Honoured to have been asked to serve as Secretary of State for Health and Social Care at this critical time. I look forward to contributing to our fight against the pandemic, and serving my country from the Cabinet once again.

@F_Chairman Version 12.4 iPhone 8

@doggywoos For some reason your device isn't detecting that Twitter is set up. What version of iOS are you running?