Sandra Allison, MD FACR

@SpillTheMemes Me

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@MsAshBash420 Yuck

@DudespostingWs We gotta go.

@barrybanterbus1 Yup

This week…🤣🤣🤣 #banter #funny #jokes #comedy #laughing #memes #fun #stupid #funnyshit #memestagram

@morrisonMSK Your enthusiasm is palpable

Working on a ‘soft tissue’ talk. I just have to flesh it out

@morrisonMSK Maybe the knot on his head is what they are feeling during the massage.

Scout image from this shoulder MRI looks like a Sumo wrestler preparing for a match!

@morrisonMSK I was happy...until I saw the worried one. Then worried I should have picked that one up first.

Test your state of mind! Do you see a happy clown or a worried clown?

@morrisonMSK I would feel like a heel if I missed that.

Radiographs can be very revealing! Something here is afoot, arrows show an accessory soleus muscle!

@morrisonMSK That’s how he tore his cuff!

Yes there is a full thickness rotator cuff tear on this MR arthrogram. [But one could argue there is also a guy frantically trying to get a spider out of his hair on the axial image]

@morrisonMSK @madDoctorAlex The more important thing is that you were at la Colombe and I have to resort to just ordering their beans. 😩

@madDoctorAlex If you say grande there it is definitely a faux pas

Today, the hard way, I learned the difference between a danish, a tart and a brioche. Here is a useful guide. You’re welcome, internet

Jon Jacobson, the master of MSK ultrasound: ganglion cysts are multiloculated non compressible, common around wrist and knee. If lipoma-like mass is deep in location, hurts, or has grown get an MRI to exclude liposarcoma. #SRU2018

@ayakamaya Me too!

I need to use the word torsion correctly! No more “torsed” ovary, it is “twisted” #SRU2018

@sruradiology The master indeed

@morrisonMSK I may have to do some sole searching today myself...for a foreign body

Whenever I read a foot MRI I feel like I have peered into the patient’s sole

@jjacobsn Ay carumba

Clinical concern: AC joint cyst. US showed solid mass near AC joint but note cortical irregularity of clavicle. Diagnosis: bladder cancer metastasis to clavicle

@jjacobsn I hate it when that happens.

Just another case of gluteal silicone implant rupture

@kielar_ania @morrisonMSK Age shaming next? I hope not.

I do believe that Amazon is creating unrealistic expectations for 90 year olds

@morrisonMSK Maybe avulsed doing fancy bowling footwork?

Iliac bones and bladder looks like bowling pins hit by a ball 🎳🕺🏻 [also, ASIS avulsion on L]

@morrisonMSK You should dogear that case.

I found this humerus 🤪

@JeffersonRads @sarahkamelmd @AURtweet @TJUHospital DCL still active!