 William Morrison, MD

Hi all! My startup Trace Orthopedics has developed a percutaneous tendon repair device- we are looking for early investors (eligible for 20% discount). We also support self-directed IRA investment. Visit traceortho.com and click on ‘Investors’. Or contact me directly!

@ATree_Official Are you throwing some shade

*gives oxygen*

The “broken DISH” If you know what this refers to, we can be friends [if you don’t know, we can also be friends]

@SpillTheMemes Some Star Wars series explained that the reason for stormtroopers inaccuracy in the early movies was that the Force protected the intended targets. Red shirts are famously unlucky and probably devoid of midi-chlorians So… 💀

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@AndyKimNJ Will it also stop their friends and family? The folks who overhear stuff from loose orange lips at a golf club?

Reminder that my bill to ban stock trading is the only one that would stop the President, VP, cabinet, and senior executive branch officials in addition to Members of Congress from trading individual stocks. We need one standard across all three branches.

@BoxDogPuppy Thank you! Alternatively I’ll be in Japan around October- where is your store located?

@morrisonMSK Regarding overseas shipping, we do not ship overseas, but we would like you to use "Tenso.com", a service that delivers Japanese products to your country.　tenso.com

塗装済みのペーパークラフトキット『鴉面レイブンクロー』をGrokで諸々加工してもらった動画。 メタリック感を強調し、目の部分のレンズを曲面レンズに変更したシミュレーション。 通販→x.gd/hPcb0

@BoxDogPuppy Do you ship to the US?

キットに"目"パーツが付属しているので右の様にする事が出来ます。

@icreatelife Fantastic 👏 Here’s a picture of me, my brother and @EmoPhilips Can you translate?

Another ridiculously funny prompt for you to try. And as I speak Russian I can attempt to translate the poem for you if you share the result. prompt 👇

@YourAnonNews O’Leary is a dirty money grubbing leech x.com/morrisonmsk/st…

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

@lola_viscera Would be awesome to see a Max Headroom type show with this guy 👏😎

so nice waking up to see smashbot™ handled all these types of comments

@WSJ Maybe he can put FL senator (and former governor) Rick Scott in charge, since he has the most experience with medical billing fraud (committing it) justice.gov/archive/opa/pr…

Exclusive: Vice President JD Vance is planning to deliver an ultimatum to all 50 states: fully comply with antifraud statutes or run the risk of losing federal Medicaid funding on.wsj.com/49ESQL5

@SocraticScribe Like my cat in bed when I’m trying to sleep

The Dzhanibekov Effect: Spin any object with three different moments of inertia in zero gravity. The object will spin stably for a few seconds, then suddenly flip 180° while continuing its rotation, then flip back a few seconds later. It does this indefinitely.

Beautiful artwork, fascinating process

Amazing experience to see @EmoPhilips at Helium #Comedy Club in #Philly … and so sweet of him to meet & greet afterward!! 🤩

hmmmm??? #professor

@sapphirecyan333 The Merovingian got me hooked on martinis 🍸

Martinis ARENT GOOD WHY DO I ENJOY THEM

@EmoPhilips Anticipating maximum jocularity in Philly tonight 🗣️🤣

@doopiidoop 👏🫶

@hausofdecline A classic 👏

@DecodingFoxNews A lot of what they do is performative, designed to get media attention and annoy liberals. Ultimately they end up doing things stupidly, which somehow fortifies their base support. The pond needed cleaning; not expensive transformation into a resort pool.

Yesterday a few folks pointed out that Trump has changed major details about his reflecting pool project since he announced it in late April. I've created a video with graphics that point out how much he's lied about it. This includes edits of longer rambling statements.

@ExploreCosmos_ @bigthink Since the universe is continuously expanding leaving a portion forever out of our ken, we should be able to capture the most faraway object ‘fade out’ of existence from our perspective. Has this been observed?

In this new article @bigthink traces how humanity’s “cosmic distance record” has changed as our tools have improved. To the naked eye, we are limited to a very small part of the observable universe. Most of what we see directly belongs to the Solar System or the Milky Way, and only a few galaxies beyond our own are visible without instruments. One of the farthest objects normally visible to unaided human eyes is the Triangulum Galaxy, about 2.9 million light-years away, while a few exceptional observers claim to see Messier 81 under ideal dark-sky conditions, at roughly 12 million light-years. For most of human history, even when people recorded faint nebulae and spiral objects, they did not yet know that many of them were entire galaxies outside the Milky Way. That only became clear in the 20th century, especially after individual stars were identified in Andromeda. With telescopes, the distance frontier moved rapidly outward. Charles Messier recorded distant galaxies such as Messier 58 in the 18th century, and William Herschel later catalogued objects like NGC 1, now known to be hundreds of millions of light-years away. But the real transformation came when astronomers learned not just to see faint objects, but to measure their distances through redshift, spectroscopy, and later space-based observations. Objects such as OJ 287, radio galaxies, and quasars pushed the known universe much deeper into cosmic time. In the 1960s, quasars became the dominant record-holders because they are extraordinarily luminous, allowing astronomers to detect them across billions of light-years. Quasar 3C 9, for example, broke the distance record in 1965, and quasars continued to dominate until galaxies eventually reclaimed the record in the late 1990s. The article also shows that “distance” in cosmology is not as simple as saying how long the light has travelled. Because the universe has expanded while the light was on its way to us, very distant objects can now be much farther away than their light-travel time might suggest. That is why modern record-holding galaxies are described as being tens of billions of light-years away in present-day distance, even though we see them as they were only a few hundred million years after the Big Bang. Hubble pushed the record to galaxies such as GN-z11, but JWST has dramatically changed the landscape by observing at infrared wavelengths, where the light from the earliest galaxies has been stretched by cosmic expansion. Today, the most distant known objects are galaxies discovered or confirmed with JWST. JADES-GS-z13-0, JADES-GS-z14-0, and MoM-z14 represent successive steps into the very early universe. JADES-GS-z14-0 is seen as it was when the universe was only about 285 to 290 million years old, while MoM-z14 has pushed the current record to about 33.8 billion light-years in present-day distance. The key point is not only that we are seeing farther, but that we are seeing earlier: these galaxies allow astronomers to study how quickly the first stars, galaxies, and structures formed after the Big Bang. The distance record is therefore not just a contest of numbers. It is a record of how our instruments, methods, and physical understanding have expanded the observable universe, turning faint smudges into measurable objects with histories, spectra, and cosmological meaning. @StartsWithABang 👉 share.google/TrDbCe76kVWE74…