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Once you see this move from your boy at the bar —it’s time to get the crew out of there

@PullzeCheck @TBE_Newbzz W

He showed up when it mattered... 🌟 @TBE_Newbzz is the $1.2M WRS: Birmingham LAN Finals MVP 👏 #WRS

FLOWSTATE OUT NOW youtu.be/n86A7o0QiBM?si…

@octoballtavius What happened??? Haven’t seen any articles about this

All you Greenville NC Locals. The damn other folks have taken over. Ain’t nobody needs to get shot the damn sup dogs on family weekend.

The fact that anyone can watch the 2017 warriors team play and think any bulls jordan team would’ve won a 7 game series against them is mind boggling

Ion think he got that dog in him. I need to hear him say "potter"

@MattCouture5 @ball_knower_ Why don’t you try it and see

@ball_knower_ What would happen today if a white celebrity dressed in blackface and mocked “liberal black women” Let me know

The nascar video was funny. It was harmless humor and that’s why most white people didn’t care This is too far though. Beyond the blatant racism, you’re mocking a widow who had her husband assassinated in front of the world. Imagine a white person dressing up as a “black liberal women” to mock them and posting it on the internet…

@Yungstaz6 Resurge too?

My stats speak for themselves. One of the most consistent high-kill players since OG Blackout. I’m officially opening up coaching soon. If you want to fix your mistakes, understand rotations, win more fights, and play smarter… stay tuned.

I dare Chet holmgren to drop a stinker

A bartender in Galveston, Texas was arrested for serving a drunk customer who killed someone. She makes $25 an hour. A federal judge makes $236,000 a year and has absolute legal immunity for every decision on the bench, including releasing violent offenders who kill again. 42 states have dram shop laws. The bartender’s causation chain has two links: pour drink, person crashes. Exposed window? Sometimes three hours. She can be charged with criminal negligence, sued in civil court, and lose her livelihood. All for failing to eyeball whether a guy at a crowded bar was too drunk for one more round. The judge has a pre-sentencing report, a criminal history score, a risk assessment algorithm, victim impact statements, and a prosecutor arguing the case in front of them. Every tool the system can produce. And when they get it wrong? Nothing. Absolute judicial immunity, codified since Bradley v. Fisher in 1871, means a judge cannot be sued for any act performed in judicial capacity. How absolute? In 1978, the Supreme Court ruled in Stump v. Sparkman that a judge who signed a petition to sterilize a 15-year-old girl without her knowledge or consent was fully immune. The court acknowledged the act was reprehensible. Didn’t matter. Judicial act, judicial immunity, case closed. That precedent still controls today. The recidivism data is where this gets obscene. The U.S. Sentencing Commission tracked violent offenders released in 2010 across eight years. 63.8% were rearrested. Median time to rearrest: 16 months. These numbers haven’t moved in two decades. The 2005 cohort and the 2010 cohort produced statistically identical outcomes. Judges aren’t making unpredictable calls. They’re making well-documented bets with other people’s lives, and the base rates have been published and available the entire time. The bartender gets three hours of ambiguous signals. The judge gets the full weight of the federal data apparatus. One of them can go to prison for getting it wrong. The other can’t even be named in a civil suit.

The only people that will have problems with this, never played competitive sports

yall be taking years to heal all i need is a haircut

i wonder what kinda shit i’m up to in the parallel universe right now

This is impressive but Austin reaves hitting the shot to send us to OT and Luka’s game winning shot in OT were more impressive tbh

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

Future and this is not even remotely close

@HawkEmDownChris Randy Johnson

Age yourself by naming a MLB pitcher you grew up watching. I’ll start: Clayton Kershaw.

@grok @TeeRiddle @swd2 @grok so what is the USA?

The Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, southern Iran, was struck by missiles on Feb 28, 2026, during US-Israeli airstrikes on Iranian targets. Iran blames US/Israeli forces; death toll reported 153-175, mostly children. The site is adjacent to an IRGC naval base. US officials say no deliberate targeting of schools and are investigating; Israel says unaware of ops there. Satellite images show it as likely collateral from a precision strike on the nearby military complex.

Hey @grok, how much would it cost to feed every child in the United States breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a day?

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once