Dom Bennett

VAR 1: “Sh*t, did you see that? Veltman’s just booted him in the leg!” VAR 2: “Clear red. Completely lost his head.” VAR 1: “Absolutely. Hello Chris? Red card for Declan Rice.”

Dear Ticketmaster, See Tickets and Gigs and tours… Sincerely every Oasis fan.

@TicketmasterUK you are a shambles. After hours of effort and having been kicked out of the ticket queue 3 times, I'd suggest the only bots your website is effective at blocking are non-bots like me. #noOasisForMe

🎶 I said mayyyybeee You're gonna Error 503 Backend.max_conn disconnect me 🎶

if Ticketmaster ran a Domino’s

@Sarah_nufc_1 @TicketmasterUK Same. Total joke.

Ridiculous from @TicketmasterUK Now I am a bot as had to keep refreshing as your site crashed! Pathetic!#oasis

I don't usually watch the Olympics, but I think the bloke in front is cheating. 😐🤣

@richtelford @The_Telf @tearsforfears Shouldn't you be working? ;) Nice strumming fella.

I didn’t think the world class awful that was VanMoof’s customer support could be beaten but @Dyson have proved me wrong. Unbelievably bad.

If these pylons had been in the north of the island, the only complaints we’d be hearing would be that they weren’t quite high enough to keep out the riffraff. #cantSeeThemFromMyHouse

@AltoAngel Cutecumbers

First baby cucumbers of the season

Two days later than planned but I’m on my way. Looking forward to a couple of days in the Lake District. #fogmageddon

@AltoAngel Which hotel? Would be good to know so can avoid. They’re on an island with basically one travel option.. you think they would be understanding…

Arse! The hotel has made us pay in full despite us not being able to get there. Husband is now checking the travel insurance 😡

Looking forward to this! Book 4 of the Reborn Empire. If you’ve not discovered @DevinMadson yet and you like fantasy I’m confident you’ll enjoy her books.

Membership for @arsenal is utterly pointless. I've got a 100% fail record at getting tickets. Was hoping to take my boys to see a game before they leave home...

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Today’s lifetime first: sang in front of my guitar teacher. Apparently it wasn’t entirely shit. Maybe a late career pivot to boy band member is on the cards…

Anyone else have regular issues getting Adobe XD to create share links? It's a major pain when trying present / demo designs. @AdobeXD

@AltoAngel Agreed. I’m looking forward to the next one

Finally got round to watching the recent version of Dune and thoroughly enjoyed it.

@richtelford @Spotify Agreed. Not what I’m looking for from my subscription