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@domplerhotline
all friends depicted are loved until proven icky
sheeshers Katılım Ocak 2026
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YOU CANNOT TRUST THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!! GET REAL!!!!!!!!!! THEY NEED YOU STUPID AND ADDICTED FOREVER!!!!!!?! YOU ARE BEING FUCKING KILLED!!!!!!!!!!
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@anactualwalnut Calories nothing.... DRINKING 500% OF YOUR DV OF SUGAR WILL NUKE YOUR INSULIN PRODUCTION AND METABOLISM TO MEGA BULLSHIT HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCK UP YOUR MENTAL DRIVE TO MOVE AND BE PRODUCTIVE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE DOPAMINE!!!!!!!!!!!
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My mom worked at a place years ago that did a “biggest loser” contest in their office (completely voluntary to sign up) and were weighed weekly. She told me the people who lost the most weight, were the ones who were avid soda drinkers who cut it out of their diet.
I don’t think a lot of people grasp how much weight you’ll pack on consuming multiple full sugar sodas daily. So so so many empty calories
𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢@masochistmartyr
“i cut out soda and lost 50lbs without dieting” how much soda were you drinking omg????
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@scenicresorts Sounds like he was probably having a pretty bad day
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About 10 years ago, Owen Wilson was living in my neighborhood in Midtown Atlanta. One afternoon I’m walking up the street and see him, peddling a janky looking 10-speed the other direction on the same sidewalk. He looked like a fentanyl addict, totally disheveled but it was him. I went up to him and said “hey, don’t mean to bug you but wanted to say I loved Bottle Rocket, it’s one of my favorite movies.” He said “ok.” So I asked if i could possibly get a picture. He looks me up and down for a moment and just says “nahh” and peddled off.
Cinema Tweets@CinemaTweets1
Bottle Rocket was the film that started it all for Wes Anderson, which he co-wrote with Owen Wilson back in 1996. I’m not sure Owen has ever done anything better than this film- which is saying a lot considering his career is filled with quality films. This started everything.
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Done at friggin' last!! #spongebob #fairlyoddparents #dannyphantom #nickelodeon #nicktoons #crossover #2d #2danimation #cartoon #nostalgic #ps2
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Respectfully bro I mean respectfully. Your tattoo thingy looks like a new dog whistle someone just invented. Also you're named after a slur. Anyways God bless you remember the alamo
Gypsy RWC 🇺🇲🫡@Gypsyrwc
Tatto ideas
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a conversation you can only have with your boss if youre a ant research assistant
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@Sally_ChanVEVO Why's the intro for this stupid fucking comic strip so beautifully made
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@amoralfixation as a serial cheater, cheaters usually run to their partner and express an excess of love after cheating to try and deal with the guilt that comes with it and secretly "redeem" themselves for cheating
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im autistic how does this indicate infidelity
Justin “Faggot” Thomas@JTburnerman
Maybe the worst text to receive when you’re girl’s at a party #fuckmetotears
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The Worlds End is my baby. She is my favorite. Everyone loves Hot Fuzz but I'M going to bat for the third film in the trilogy, I PERSONALLY think it's peak performance for everyone involved. And Gary King is my problematic kin list wubby woowoo weeble whatever the fuck
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diya@kisszyface
whats a movie that u feel like belongs to u
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