juan. | $YEET

about me: artist , father , polymarket demon , hyper degen , playboy hobbies include: never touching grass , paying penance to $BTC , gooning - smoking - revenge betting occupation: i larp as a professional gambler & crypto billionaire when im in between studio time

@mdorans_ How do you feel now?

How I feel waiting on this Detroit elimination tonight 😈😈

Crypto price action is bullshit

I must be honest to what I’m seeing in the charts… I do think $testicle probably touches 2.5M Marketcap again. I’m not a huge believer in memecoins at the moment but I AM a huge believer in community. The ballsack community never wavered I think 2.5M is a generational bottom.

@DEADMAN_pt3 Fucked my parlay too gang… I feel ur pain

You Uncle Tom ass niggas really put this fat sloppy sack of shit in the same tier as Shaq, Hakeem and Kareem.

sick of this bullshit price action.

SELL IN MAY GOT ME STOPPED OUT OF MY TRADE TODAY 🤡

76ers Nuggets Magic 10x 3-team parlay… The white velociraptor thwomp failed me. Once again I could’ve just bought $testicle

@Daily_MailUS Nothing this amazing has ever happened to me 😔

A JPMorgan executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee - drugging him, subjecting him to racial abuse and threatening his career. 🔗 trib.al/RglAnTU

@etrusks @0xBiZzy When it’s all said and done I won’t have 2 balls. I’ll have 200. $testicle

@donjuan_eth @0xBiZzy Probably. I'm telling you from brother to brother, this market is truly disgusting. If you really want to achieve something, follow those who believe in you. There's no other way.

I just give up. I only stick to communities and powerful names with balls. Today, I quit all memecoins except $testicle. I’m gonna hold it forever. I’m sorry for everything testicle boys. Sack tf up.

@0xBiZzy Lost 150$ to the @Lakers and LeBron… should’ve just bought a reverse vasectomy and added some $testicle to my bag 🫩

Ravenous is a good adjective to describe the testicle community ngl. I like it.

Got stopped out my trades just to be at my price targets from before… the market manipulation is annoying… trading is a scam $BTC $AVAX

@0xBasset Why?

I really wish there was another permissionless prediction market with good liquidity.

@JPCrypto420 @crypto_bitlord7 Thank you for explaining. Still stand by my “something funny is going on” statement

@donjuan_eth @crypto_bitlord7 It means it bonded 7 hours ago

Today we will be vamping $SCAM -Sorry to all the traders holding the wrong one. But unfortunately this one was created a year ago: DXcwhg1MwrResr1CoaBuhnnHmcx222ntZAgRd28Jpump It not your fault. (You just didn’t do any proper research). Now that you know, time to ape:

@crypto_bitlord7 You think I photoshopped the screenshot from DexScreener ? Hush KOL

@donjuan_eth Liar

@JPCrypto420 @crypto_bitlord7 Fair enough. I’m not equipped to explain why the pair says 7 hours old. There’s some funny business going on.

@donjuan_eth @crypto_bitlord7 No it wasn't. Look up the ca on solacan. Was created Nov 2024.

@JonnyRoot_ SYBAU. Jordan played against plumbers & electricians

People are seriously using this as proof LeBron is the GOAT over Jordan 😂 This argumentation relies on WAY too much subjectivism, while ignoring countless key stats, awards, & how the NBA is officiated/played now It’s low IQ argumentation imo

@TheBTCPepe $testicle

if you were to buy something and not touch it for a year, what would it be?

@filbfilb Sybau.