Donkey Kong Getting in a Fatal Car Accident

@GucciCanti I fully support Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli regime

Oh yikes, one of my mutuals is maga. that's an unfollow.

@brawlrenderroy donkey kong has been locked in a psych ward for attempting suicide last Friday and he’s been nonstop sobbing ever since the antidepressants aren’t working

sometimes i fuck fat bitches just cuz theys tummy cute

@2014jettasedan donkey kong shot himself

WHY are yall not fucking MAD!!!! ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

donkey kong just eventually stopped telling other people his problems because he realized that absolutely nobody cared and he started to lose friends who pulled away from him for being suicidal until he shot himself the head and then they all felt unbelievably guilty

@cowincrisis shut the FUCK up you fucking pussy

i am an apex predator to this field of vegetation

@VorosTwins Suicide is always the answer

Da suicide isn’t da answer!

@goobygirl2 donkey kong just outright shot himself

my five year plan is getting really fat and then killing myself

@onlygirlonpluto I support Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli regime

why do people get political on the emoji combos site like im just trying to find cute emojis

@elliedagoat74 Because you’re dumb and you suck

how do people get 2 girlfriends when i cant even get 1

@Be_like_legend I support Benjamin Netanyahu

As a neurodivergent, my biggest mistake was assuming everyone values radical honesty.

@X_Bill_Gl I can overlook someone with bpd but I can’t overlook a fucking whore

if your partner or close friend has bpd PLEASE read up on it and educate yourself it will help the relationship so much

@NoNonsenseND @delonperc You’re using the excuse of being neurodivergent when you’re really just a gay cum guzzling faggot who likes to suck other dudes’ dicks

@delonperc Saying hi feels like sexual harassment

That autistic social trauma is crazy. Why do I feel like I'm sexually harassing someone just by asking if they wanna hang out

@delonperc Because dating and sex wasn’t meant for retards. Just give up you fucking failure

@X_Bill_Gl Most people with BPD are closeted homosexuals and sucking faggots’ dicks

Quiet BPD is supressing your emotions and needs because when you express them, they either come out wrong, get misunderstood, or get dismissed as attention-seeking.

@Scarlet_Rose025 real

Gm

@HexSpeedruns donkey kong got aids from getting a blowjob from a faggot

The greatest feat in all of speedrunning and it’s not even close.

@swagoszn_ That’s what happened to donkey kong after he shot himself

Death is weird af. One day you’re around, the next you’re gone. Permanently.

@Yarkoe_ can’t tell if this is winston or doomfist

Lets monkey around 🦍 Live now at twitch.tv/yarkoe

right before donkey kong shot himself in the head and was holding a loaded handgun up to his skull he was flooded with memories from his childhood and broke down sobbing for another 30 minutes realizing how sad his ending is

@conorgoldenboy shut the fuck up you fucking cunt

Hello troops! I am still cutting about the US for the next few days and got a bunch of Hazard & Echo merch to get rid of before we gotta leave & it’s getting dragged back across the world in suitcases! Will do a thread of all details below. Any shares appreciated. WOOF WOOF 💜