Donnie Biscuits
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Clavicular explains why his future daughter won’t need to looksmaxx
Mike Majlak: “If you walked in on your 12 year old daughter and she had a hammer in her hand, as a parent, would you take that hammer from her?”
Clavicular: “If a girl was looksmaxxing, I would say to her we live in a very favorable society towards women and some betabuxxer will still take care of you”
“There’s going to be someone in this dating market who’s desperate enough for just about any girl. So the burden for women to looksmaxx is a lot lower”
Logan Paul: “That’s an insane thing to say to your daughter. Don’t worry honey, there’s someone desperate enough out there for you”
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@donniebiscuits @ModernNotoriety @unkledomeTTV If they were croc like ya , that cork bottom shit ain’t it
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Five clog colorways dropping as part of the collection
• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Squidward
• Plankton
• DoodleBob


Modern Notoriety@ModernNotoriety
Neptun x SpongeBob SquarePants Collection 🧽 🗓️ May 22nd
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Drake disses LeBron James and Kendrick Lamar on “1AM in Albany”
“I shouldn't even be shocked to see you in that arena, because you always made your career off of switching teams up”
“Please stop asking what’s going on with 23 & me, I’m a real ni—a, and he’s not, it’s in my DNA”
“Muggsy Bogues dunked for once, even I'm a bit amazed, someone give the kid a raise”

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@orkamichael @drinkorka Shit looks ass Nga hit the oil rig
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Poor horse was a little full of gas. 🤣🤣 We’ve all felt like that. 🤣🤣🤣
@LynneK@lynnek2005
He didn't look at it! That's strong self control! Good dog!
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I'm a bank teller at a large national bank. A customer in her mid-twenties comes up to my till.
Me: "Welcome to [bank name]! How can I help you today?"
Customer: "Yeah, can I find the total amount I owe for my student loans?"
Me: "Sure, what is your full name?"
She gives me her name, and I give her the amount owed. It is a fairly large amount.
Customer: "Perfect!"
With a large smile, she hands me a cashier check from another bank, for the exact amount, totally paying off all loans she has with this bank. I enter the info, and print her receipt. I quickly run to the back to see my manager.
Me: "Can I give this customer a couple of the promotional items that we usually give to people that open checking accounts?"
My manager see the amount that she is paying, and that this means the customer has totally paid off the loans.
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