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My Baby cousin 6, got me upset and I told her to leave me alone which she did at that point. Few minutes later I was in the kitchen sweating and she immediately came to me and started cleaning my face with her hands saying "Someone that's cleaning your face like this after you will be scolding her" I'm like girl, what?😂

I don't know about anyone else but when I count my priorities I include data subscription for my phone 👐

Dear Tope & Tope, I hope your marriage is still as strong as this bucket. I hope your bonds are holding like the sticker to this bucket. Wishing you all the love in the world ❤️❤️

My cousin booked GIG Abuja to Aba . She missed her bus by minutes but they found a way for her . She booked a return ticket from Aba and rerouted last minute but apparently it didn’t reflect . She woke up to about six missed calls from an unknown number. It was GIG Aba branch. They wanted to know why she wasn’t there yet . They even helped her reroute to the next day. I’m impressed by @GIGMobility especially Aba branch because bus companies don’t call you for anything.

I need your help guys . I’m having my first Solo exhibition opening in Lagos today and I don’t have anyone coming to view it yet , please if you are in Lagos , kindly come see my art , it’s free entry. I hope this blows up 🙏🏽❤️

Growing up, I was basically my mom’s shop assistant. 😂 ​One day, I was at the shop from morning until 4 PM and didn’t see a single customer. I had already labeled it a "bad day." Around 4 PM, my mom called and told me to lock up and come home. I was so happy! I couldn't wait to stop wasting my time sitting there. ​I started packing, but a classmate stopped by to chat, which slowed me down. My mom called again, and this time she was furious. She yelled, "What are you still doing there? You better get home right now!" ​I started rushing to close, but just before I could lock the door, a man walked up and asked for bags of rice. He ended up buying rice, noodles, and other items totaling 150,000. Suddenly, more customers started pouring in! Just like that, I ended up going home with 320,000. ​When I got home, my parents were waiting for me with a cane because they thought I had disobeyed them. But the moment I pulled out all that money, their mood completely flipped. You should have seen the joy on my mom's! 😂 My father was even proposing taking to his shop for good luck 😂😂😂😂 It’s Not Over Until It’s Over: A bad morning does not guarantee a bad day. The "market" can change in the final five minutes.

My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you

I love an eater. Whether we’re friends or dating, I want you to eat, you can’t be around me and be starving. And I also hate it when you have food at home and you're starving. Eat please.

“To my beloved mother, I bequeath my iPhone and watch. To my siblings, I bequeath my two pairs of shoes, which they are to sell and share the proceeds equally. To the church, I bequeath the UGX 50,000 in my bank account at Standard Chartered Bank…”

Dear @Zlatan_Ibile I’ve attached photos of me conducting free French tutorials at the University of Ibadan over the past 4–5 years. I’m confident in my ability to handle basic French lessons effectively if given the opportunity. Thank you for your consideration.

i remember when i almost got signed by a modeling agency after so many trials with different agencies. we spoke at length and they said they loved my face and physique. they sent the contract through gmail and asked me to sign and send it back. i actually wanted to do it without my parents knowing but something kept telling me to tell them. i had gone through the contract myself and felt okay with everything…maybe i was too excited to even notice the loopholes because i was just happy that an agency finally saw my worth and potential. i printed the contract and told my parents about it. my dad insisted on showing it to his lawyer so we could be sure of what i was getting into. two days later, the lawyer got back to us and told me that if i valued myself, i shouldn’t sign it. he said once i signed, there would be no going back. i was so sad… i even cried. he explained that the contract was like a camouflage….most of the terms favored them and i would be the one to lose. they could overwork me and there would be no easy way out because i’d have to pay to terminate the contract. man, it really hurt….me that didn’t even eat for days because they told me to reduce my hip size (i even bought slim tea) and i also wanted to reduce weight cause i felt i was kinda gaining weight 😭😂 but i know someday, all of this will just be history.

i wanted to cook the beans my mom sent me, so I put them in a bowl to pick out the dirt. Then I noticed they were already clean. I called her to point it out, and she said she had already picked them before sending them to me.

“I was raised by my dad. My parents separated when I was just 2 years old, and my mum left. My dad became both mother and father. He would carry me to school, cook for me, plait my hair — he did everything. I remember one time in school, they said we needed “Mother’s contribution” for an event. I crîed because I didn’t have a mum there. My dad wîped my tears and said, "Don’t worry, I will be your mummy too." That day, he showed up at school and paid everything. Even the teachers were shócked. Everything I am today, it’s because of him. I love my dad with all my heart”- Bimbo Ademoye

twitter please nauu I'm not begging for money or anything just let me be seen😭😭

Adult friendships honestly require GRACE. People are actually very busy. People are HEALING. People are GROWING. People are taking time for SELF CARE just like you. Less communication isn't less love. Check in and don't check out.

@oyinkansol92186 Depends on the year you guys were born, I mean I don't find it weird if my parents or aunts and uncles calls their spouses that but I would if someone close to my age calls me that

“Dear” has to be one of the most irritating things you can call me.

@softboywin That's where your friends or neighbors comes in

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

Until the house that owns the colour decides to involve you in their inter house sports.

Some of you go too far with a prank😂 Someone said her friend threw a horror novel into the river because it was “too scary.” in middle school She bought the same book, soaked it, and put it back on her friend's desk.😭