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@ABmrJutt Rich men. I'm too busy trying to get my food shop below £200 a week.

Men are literally setting fire to the earth, utterly destroying the planet where we all live... and you want to pop in with your “Not All Men!”? SIT DOWN.

@BasilTheGreat Chuck norris died for jesus' sins.

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86 The old joke went - "Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet" R.I.P Legend🙏

@oelma__ No, we just crash straight through them like ram-man from he-man.

@daniellismore Because Britain is 83% white.

88% of sex offenders in the UK are White British. Why do reform only tweet about the brown ones? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧☕️🫖🪆

@TheCleanCarClub That's for people who lie about how many fish they caught.

I keep seeing these on cars and I have no clue what it means. I’m assuming they like to fish or

@ManOfKent15 It is a bit strange. Counting on the low turnout these votes have been getting maybe? Bit of a gamble, if so. Lying about the numbers?

Can someone explain to me why both the Greens and Labour are courting the Muslim vote if Muslims make up only 6% of the population? Labour has abandoned the white, working class, who I'm sure account for more than 6% of the population.

@Fireblade_Jim Because it lasts longer. Greedy bastards gotta get their cut.

WHY THE FUCK IS DIESEL 25-30p DEARER THAN PETROL! Absolutely fucking ridiculous. I Remember when diesel was cheaper and everyone started buying diesel instead. Suddenly it became dearer than petrol, funny that isn’t it. Government and fuel suppliers are cunts!

@GarbageHuman24 Not if he's vaporised he won't

There exists a solution that nobody wants to talk about

@Matt_Pinner Because my cat f**king says so. That's why.

Why..

@his4Everz Somebody said men cant get pregnant.

Do you know what triggered the Big Bang?

@Matt_Pinner To realise money isn't everything.

You deserve $10,000,000 if you can answer this question.... What is the meaning of life?

@Xking332 You cant eat bitcoin. Producing food and all the knowledge needed to consistently produce food will be the new gold. Manure will be the shit, literally.

Soon there won’t be food. There won’t be fuel. Stocks will go to zero. Most metals will go to zero. Everything you thought was safe gets wiped out. Bitcoin will survive. The middle class will be crushed. People won’t even be able to afford to eat. They will be hungry for weeks. Companies will go bankrupt. Jobs will disappear. And when people get desperate, crime will go up. There will be murders and robberies. And the system will normalize them. Governments will convince you it's ok. This is the collapse phase. We’re heading straight into one of the darkest periods of humanity. The only way out is the war has to end before it's too late.

@Bbmorg So, nothing new then?

What’s happening in the Middle East and Iran is what happens when the Worlds biggest military is led by a delusional idiot.

@lilsketch Dwayne

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@Bbmorg A news outlet being biased? Wow whatever next.

The question isn’t whether GB News is biased but whether it could possibly be more biased. I doubt it could be.

@Bbmorg I thought you were going to say you've decided to convert.

Having seen the video of Muslims peacefully praying in T Square I have decided to carry on my life normally. You?

@iamAtheistGirl Back when I was an atheist, we all disliked Islam and made fun of it. What happened, why do modern atheists stick up for Islam? Its a bit strange.

christians love to point at muslims as the problem while doing the exact same shit in a different prayer position

@Ravenismeee I forget my birthday.

Do you care if someone forgets ur birthday??

@sayinshallah Coming up?

I’m laughing at the fact that zionist jews think a Messiah is coming down from God for them after all the scandals, murder, child trafficking, etc. they have committed in this world These people are absolutely insane to think what they’re doing is what God would accept

@BGatesIsaPyscho The streets are safe once again.

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in England 6 Armed Police wait at the airport, to look up an English Man for a joke he posted on Facebook. Seriously, this just happened.