Metal Doom Evil COMMS OPEN

@1rrivi ProJared

that chinlet better not be rogue

@DivineBloodBook A minor oopsie

@doom_captain Mishap?

Due to a clerical error, the mousy mild-mannered xenobiologist woman has been sent to The Planet of Bodacious and Implausibly Promiscuous Babes, while Chet has been sent to The Planet Entirely Populated By Rutting Megafauna Where The Atmosphere Bimbofies You.

@RGPerson Yee, you get it

@doom_captain I see what ya mean now

Eravin warmup doodle inspired by the recent video. I think RAID Shadow Legends would work well as a sort of 5ugar d4ddy character that has a big wallet and a large, unwashed dick full of smegma that nevertheless gets the vtuber (male) to do things he wouldn't otherwise do.

@RGPerson ALL ABOOOOAAAARD AHAHAHAHAHAAA

@doom_captain FUCK I ONLY GOT A FEW MONTHS LEFT

Developing a theory based on a post I saw not too long ago, saying men begin to go insane after 25 if they don't have a lady. It's over for them, they're chopped, west has fallen, etc. Even so, the insanity serves a useful adaptive purpose.

@ApopFonz Don't worry so much about numbers, it's nonsense and chaos, particularly right now. Nil desperandum. Of course, if you want a boost, you could always draw Himiko Toga with an unreasonably fat ass. It'd be cynical, but it'd probably work.

can't crack 3 digits it is actually so grim

@RallyStrongest An evocative and punchy name

@doom_captain Chet?

Waiter! More boys, please! More scantily clad boys in tiny black thongs! Make it so they're constantly thinking about cramming their holes with my cock, specifically. ...Make them cherry scented.

Helldiver, this one's a bit odd, but we're sure Cadet Flowers will be a good addition to your squad. Just don't bring up the Obedient Democracy Support Troopers. He's still waiting for another season like the original three, and he's more than a little nostalgic.

Helldiver! Several intelligence sources have confirmed that Junior Sanctioner Sunny will NOT be present during your mission. You will NOT be receiving clandestine support from ANY hidden elements, and if you do, you are REQUIRED to NOT REPORT contact, as that would breach OPSEC.

@h_zurcher @Bexecarc I still need to read her story, The Dispossessed

@Bexecarc @doom_captain le guin has a story about that happening (only they're anthropologists)

@UnspiltIceTea I love you too, pal

@doom_captain this might be the best post on this site

A hit tweet would be a terrible thing to waste. I will take the opportunity! I wrote for a friend's setting, and we turned it into a TTRPG that you can play with your friends :> The rulebook is full of beautiful art too, if you are friendless! planeta-polilla.itch.io/trespasser-rpg

@Zevran15 Best I can do is a mech *squad* comprised of three racially ambiguous emotionally stunted teenagers.

@doom_captain Is the mech squadron comprised of emotionally damaged people going to drop in for the rescue though

@SeekingSolar hehehehheehhehe

@doom_captain heh

Eravin doodle for a cooldown. I think I can drawing him in between comms taking it up the butt for RAID Shadow Legends sponsorship money

@otori_asuka Don't worry about it babe

@doom_captain The what, the what, and the what

@saliatos I mean, they could be *bigger* bigger but that is basically what I draw. x.com/doom_captain/s…

@doom_captain what if the megafauna were promiscuous babes

@AriaMoonlit Sponsorship money TALKS and it talks LOUD

@doom_captain Two raids in a row is crazy 😳

@berryconart_ You honour me with such words

@doom_captain some people truly are innovators in their field

@nu11andv0id1 His command: An Agartha for every sun.

@doom_captain He baptizes all his new subjects with White Monster

@ExcelsiorCaps Genius is rarely recognized in its own time.

@doom_captain The power bottom lesbian cleric with the sissification fetish objects to her work being described as an error