uncle dope

Me too, Bob. Me too.

yall never gon hear my side of anything cus Idgaf 😂

I can see my phone screen again so that’s cool

overthinkers when the message feels a bit off

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes

How you mad we broke up you made The sandwhich

never associate your favorite songs to anyone

What does this even mean

Why don’t women use Reddit like that? You tell a woman you use Reddit and she start thinking you need to be on a watchlist lol

sometimes you be Fckin the weapon formed against you 😭😭

Men too green these days because pussy/head not gonna make me forget that you tried me you FONKY B*TCH

cowboy bebop is still so good my god

I be in my apartment like wow. Thank you God- I’m able to buy food, pay my rent, keep the lights on and the water running. I just be so grateful. Idk

When you picc That Girl brain & she start scaring you😭😭omg🫢🫥

I don’t do the whole paying for sex thing (respect to those who do) but the whole world of escorts/sex workers/clients is so fascinating to me. Like the idea that you can sell coochie on the internet is crazy lmao. And niggas buying it! Shout out to y’all, man.

I love ass so much man. Just brightens my day

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

finna start carrying around yugioh cards in my pocket, any disagreements we’re having can end in a dual fr

I am dating intentionally

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow