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@JoeySalads We elected a joke

Both are funny, this is Trump’s style of humor - we elected a meme king, get used to it.

@krassenstein You do know he’s removing money from this donation box….

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

@conservmillen And I have some swamp land in Florida for sale….

I do believe that he didn’t think of this as a depiction of Jesus when posting. Still, there has to be more care and discernment here.

Does he realize what he just admitted lol

We’re living in a real life SNL sketch

@itsdeaann They’ll just say it’s worship room talk.

Trump just posted a photo depicting himself as Jesus. He is depicting himself as God. He is not mentally fit to serve. MAGA Christians: How could you POSSIBLY defend this?

@nicksortor Are you sure it wasn’t Carl Jr.’s? #idiocrasy

🚨 LMAO! A DoorDash driver was just asked if the White House is a good tipper DRIVER: "Ummm..." POTUS: "WAIT!" *pulls out $100 bill* DRIVER: "Yes! Very!" 🤣🔥

@BunnyDLee1 I once golfed behind Jordan in Chicago! My claim to fame. 😂 love Barkley.

@dorkasaurus Besides the Celtics.Follow Pistons, Nets, Clippers,Mavs & historically 76ers (loved Barkley then Iverson) & Knicks(Ewing, Oakley). ..or any team to beat Lakers, Warriors,Cavs,Spurs Loved a 90s,shooting guard,trash-talker,like Reggie Miller & Payton..& the Pistons brutality roster

Well done Rory McIlroy👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 ✨CONGRATULATIONS ✨ WORTHY "BACK 2 BACK" WINNER !! Already looking forward to next year👀 For your return to Augusta & your *NEVER DONE BEFORE* historical Legendary💥TRIPLE MASTERS WIN💥 It's "written in the stars ✨🎇✨#TheMasters #RoryMcIlroy

@BunnyDLee1 My NBA team sucks so…. (Chicago bulls).

@dorkasaurus Saw spectators crowd Rory.Kept my eye on them.Though Rory's adored worldwide by Golf fans. Some of the American crowd(maybe 'home crowd' is preferable)go OTT to intimidate him. We saw the madness at the Ryder Cup🤦🏽‍♂️ Glad you enjoyed it..What's next on yr viewing list..NBA POs?🤔

@BunnyDLee1 Yeah that Ryder Cup crowd was embarrassing for my country. I was at the Ryder Cup when it was at Whistling Straights. Fun time. For me… I’m a tennis fan so French Open and baseball…. March Madness was just concluded which is great fun too!!

@doogadoo11 Good luck with that. Be sure to inject the bleach first and then the ultraviolet light.

I'd trust Dr. Trump over Dr. Fauci any day.

@NiallHarbison Omg he’s too cute.

You won’t believe what little Stormzy does every night before bed. He is just too precious ❤️

@BunnyDLee1 It was an exciting ending. Lots of people hanging around close to Rory and then him losing the lead only to grab it back. And yes, I would like Rose to get a green jacket b4 he retires. It’s hard to watch someone come so close without winning it. Hope he gets the chance again.

@dorkasaurus Hi fella..he did stay strong.When the pack closed in & he wobbled on the back 9.Did you enjoy it? Rooting for a player when it's tight.The ebb & flow gets me so anxious.Literally willing & physically guiding balls down the fairway & into holes..my son was pissing himself at me🫣

@BunnyDLee1 I was sort of hoping Rose would win. But congrats to Rory. He stayed tough when the wheels started to come off there 4 awhile. Back to back is a feat! Can he do a 3peat?

Tbh,I was torn between,wanting Rory to win back 2 back & wanting Justin Rose,to finally win at 46. Having come 2nd two or is it 3 times🤔When I thought Rory had fluffed it,dropping -9/4th. It was "come on Justin, it's yours take it"🙏🏼 ..or anyone just stop Scottie from winning 😜

@magataotao It’s my Pope. He’s right!

I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope.

Mr. Swalwell should end his campaign and resign from Congress immediately. His conduct is incompatible with elected office. The women who came forward deserve to be heard and deserve justice.

@ForgiatoBlow47 Alina habba … who got her law degree from a box of cracker jacks? 😂

ZERO DOLLARS! Alina Habba just declared E. Jean Carroll will receive NOTHING from the $83M settlement—and she’ll have to pay TRUMP’S legal fees! The tables have turned. Justice is finally being served! Do you support Alina Habba’s move? YES or NO?

@feliz_catus Looks great. Just make sure none of those plants are poisonous to cats. My cats love to munch on my plants so mine are all out of their reach or artificial. 😂

I have spent the whole weekend spring cleaning & rearranging my plants. It looks a bit messy in photos but rather charming in real life. Also check out the snake plant I found in the garden bin!!! Let’s hope I can keep her alive. Any tips welcome.

Rory would be making these putts if it were Ryder Cup. Thinking it has to do with the pressure. 🤷‍♀️