Kaz 💙

@ClarksonsFarm1 Countryside

@RightPulseNewss megalomaniac

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…

@HeatwaveSh70068 @RightPulseNewss

@RightPulseNewss I can’t. He’s the best President in my lifetime. There were a few great ones but l can’t think of a one who could take on the evil oiled machine. It’s like you have to have a swivel head to keep up on what he gets done one one day. He’s truly heaven sent and one of a kind

I see 10 and you ?? Be honest

@pp631953 @GraceGym_ there are 14

@GraceGym_ 1 mother, 7 kittens older litter, 2 from younger litter; total, 10 cats.

@AmazonUK so what are we meant to do when we select a post office to send a return back to Amazon, only for the post office selected to refuse to take that return? They say you haven't collected from the for ages and won't take any more of your parcels until you do so

@MrJamesMay I always like to be ignored. There is a lot to be said for it. (So please ignore this, it will make my day if you ignore me too)

@m_fox85 @dabitch Nobody posts on here in the hope of being ignored.

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable. How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present? Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important. Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

@AdrianEdmondson It's a common beach chicken

Seagulls are annoying. Not only do they nick your chips, but there are too many species that look more or less the same. Anyone know what this one is? (South of France)

@JeremyClarkson re your Instagram post. This is the man who flew over your farm

@renabaddie_ 3

Can you solve this traffic problem by reversing Just one car ?🤔

@oelma__ Well mobile phones weren't invented then 🙄 what else for you think happened? Homing pigeons?

@MrJamesMay I love how people have taken this so seriously! Has anyone offered you an elastic band or a bit of string instead? 😂 I can personally protect your shed for a supply of tea and custard creams

I’ve bought a new padlock for our toolshed. Can anyone recommend a good combination that no-one will ever guess?

Anyone else seeing all the blackadder clues in @MaskedSingerUK for #conker? Tony Robinson? #maskedsingeruk #blackadder

@tommo_king @Keir_Starmer 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 go on then, block me, because you are clearly so far to the left, that everyone must be to the right of you! Don't speak for the "majority" because you are NOT one of them.

Touched down in China – I’m here to deliver for the British people.

@DunmanifestinUK I doubt they have your permission for this, especially as they are wrongly attributing Sir Terry's words to Confucius tokyo-tiger.com/products/tokyo…

@Steel_2332 @ClarksonsFarm1 You'll be barred now 😂

@ClarksonsFarm1 Hawkstone lager?🤪

@Tesco whilst I am sure your crumble must be very happy, I think you mean cherry 🍒, not cheery 😂

@JeremyClarkson You're a farmer, use a bit of tatty string, it's part of the uniform 😉

Mounjaro problem I never saw coming. At airports you’re made to remove your belt and then told to stand in the body scanner with your arms in the air. So you can’t hold your trousers up.

@tutt_brian @JeremyClarkson Sounds like most politicians CV to me

@JeremyClarkson Do they want a self-confessed tax dodger and career gob on a stick?

People of Doncaster North. Are you happy with your MP? Would you like it if someone from your neck of the woods kicked him out?

@PeterBleksley There is so much I want to say about this, but I don't want to be arrested

Please take a couple of minutes of your time to listen to this hate-mongering cretin… x.com/TheGriftReport…