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We thought were sterilized. We won't buy them anymore.

@thesamuelnam Only Wi-Fi, right?

Feels illegal getting this much battery on a foldable. Haven't charged for 21 hours. Cellular and wifi mixed use 6 hours SOT and Still 53% !?

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A male’s voice is being used to translate Brigitte Macron at Melania’s Fostering the Future Together Global Coalition Summit.

@TrumpWarRoom @FLOTUS It looks like Biden's walk.

SO COOL! 🤖🇺🇸 @FLOTUS arrives with a Figure Robot at her Fostering the Future Together summit on AI education.

@dom_lucre It looks like Biden's walk.

🔥🚨BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump just walked out with Figure Robot at her Fostering the Future Together roundtable on AI education, this is an American-built humanoid robot.

@TheInsiderPaper It looks like Biden's walk.

BREAKING: AI-powered humanoid robot accompanies first lady Melania Trump to a White House summit on empowering children with educational technology.

@KarluskaP It looks like Biden's walk.

Holy shit, this is really happening!

@EricLDaugh Looks like Biden's walk.

🚨 JUST IN: First Lady Melania Trump just WALKED OUT with an American-built humanoid robot at the White House, for a Fostering the Future AI education event Classiest first lady ever 🇺🇸

She is already a slave.

@nloopid @theoriginal086 I initially wanted to buy the vivo, but now I'll probably go for the Oppo...

@dorso10 @theoriginal086 You're right, I'm still considering it.

99.9%... at least will continue using Zeiss optics . Until a good midrange arrives .

@nloopid @theoriginal086 Then you have to buy the Oppo X9 Ultra...

@theoriginal086 They should make 10x optical zoom a standard feature without the need for a teleconverter.

@Kay12541980 @JollaHQ Thx

@dorso10 @JollaHQ Yes batch 1,2 and 3

A heads up to everyone who has pre-ordered the new Jolla Phone. The moment to complete your order is getting close and soon you will be able to finalize your full payment - personal email will follow soon. Thank you for your trust and your patience. The Jolla Phone exists because of you. ❤️ #Jolla #SailfishOS #DigitalSovereignty #PrivacyFirst #CommunityPowered #European

@PeteLau Wow 🤩

@saaaanjjjuuu But will the quality be that good...?

@dorso10 You can set default 35mm in X9U too

OPPO Find X9 Ultra & X9s can easily disrupt the smartphone market : X9 Ultra X9s • 6.82" 2K Flat • 6.59" 1.5K Flat • 120Hz RR • 120Hz RR • SD 8 Elite Gen 5 • MTK 9500s • 200MP LYT 901 • 50MP LYT700 • 50MP LYT600 UW • 50MP UW • 200MP 1/1.28 3x • 50MP JN5 3.5x • 50MP JNL 10x • N/A • 50MP front • 32MP front • 7050mAh • 7025mAh • 100W + 50W • 100W • IP68/69 • IP68/69 Everything seems perfect here. Now, all eyes on the pricing. Guess the price!

@saaaanjjjuuu But a 35mm main camera is pretty cool too.

@dorso10 Yes and there are a few reasons: • Software is damn good. • Quad setup • The only device with 10x periscope

@saaaanjjjuuu Cool, thx.

@dorso10 Yes.

@DylanCalluy 😂😂😂

You don’t need a camera. You need an iPhone.

@michaelboegl Nice 👍

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