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Can’t prove it didn’t happen😂

@Tekeee Chickens.

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@Iucas_13 @PopCrave I’m not. I still listen to her daily and I’m old😂

@PopCrave She’s been releasing the same music since 2021 we are tired

Olivia Rodrigo tells British Vogue she tried to inject more joy into her new album following the heartbreak themes of ‘SOUR’ & ‘GUTS.’

@rushicrypto 6/7 depressin’

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

@usedgov I thought your kind didn’t “believe” in dinosaurs

Literacy starts at home.

@PintSizedFarmer Bahahahahahah

@dory_toe Or the geese take out your mother in law in the vegetable garden

Just wait until it's rained for 20 days in a row, the sheep have footscald, the pigs have broken the back fence again, your tractor has broken and they can't get the bits from Germany for a fortnight, and the bank manager is leaving you messages about your overdraft

@cagedandcrazy_ @anagabriela_ns @Stevensully99 Oh my gosh, YES!!!!

@dory_toe @anagabriela_ns @Stevensully99 it could've been such a beautiful mashup with peace or cowboy like me or something

The fact that when all was said and done she performed all but like 5 of the songs in her 200+ song discography on this tour is not appreciated enough

@cagedandcrazy_ @anagabriela_ns @Stevensully99 I wished for Renegade every night

@anagabriela_ns @Stevensully99 ahe didn't do renegade or birch if that counts😭

@ICEgov Even Netanyahu is trying harder to look legit🙄

Happy Saint Patrick's Day from ICE!

Hahahaha yes! And I’m the white woman that looks like that😭🤣

@SwiftyRuza It’s a hit on my Spotify playlist🤩

How was this not a hit? It’s literally outstreaming every non-single from The Life of a Showgirl.

@GovMikeHuckabee @AIPAC @IsraeliPM I miss the days when men who sent troops to war were on the frontlines.

My meeting w/ @IsraeliPM was today. He sure looked alive & was in great spirits. News to the contrary? Phony as a Kosher pork chop.

@AOTY2024 Every. Single. Video. of people filming their family/ friends watching the opening. They all bring tears to my eyes!

In honor of The Eras Tour's anniversary, here are the most memorable fan moments from the tour, a thread

@swiftalert_13 “There wouldn’t be this if there hadn’t been you”. Thank you, Swift Alert for all of your efforts during the tour. I had so much fun predicting songs and outfits with my daughters. You helped us make a lot of memories!

Three years ago I took these wondering if mirrorball and Tim McGraw were just part of the setlist and not knowing that there would be dozens of new outfits to come. So lucky to have experienced the Eras Tour Era with all of you 🫶🏻 Can we go back now, please?

@netanyahu @GovMikeHuckabee I hate you.

Crossing names off the list is good - doing it shoulder to shoulder with our American friends is even better. Good to see Ambassador @GovMikeHuckabee. Always a pleasure. 🇮🇱🇺🇸

@PressSec But didn’t you just say, like 3 days ago…

There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.

@yashar Epstein?

Covering up the death of Netanyahu would require a conspiracy involving, at a minimum, hundreds of people in Israel and thousands more globally. It would require the silence or active participation of intelligence agencies in countries that are openly hostile or adversarial toward Israel — states that would have every strategic incentive to expose such a cover-up immediately. The idea that all of these people would coordinate perfectly and maintain total secrecy defies logic. It is effectively impossible.

@SusieWiles @gtconway3d I don’t like you but I really do hope you get through this safely. Please remember the care you’ve got access to. It should be the same for every American.

Last week, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Nearly one in eight women in the United States will face this diagnosis. Every day, these women continue to raise their families, go to work, and serve their communities with strength and determination. I now join their ranks. I am grateful to have an outstanding team of doctors who detected the cancer early and are guiding my care, and I am encouraged by a very good prognosis. I am also deeply thankful for the support and encouragement of President Trump as I undergo treatment and continue serving in my role as White House Chief of Staff.

@LindseyGrahamSC I hope you lose and I also hope you 💀

It’s official. I just left my campaign headquarters after filing for re-election. Thanks to all the family, friends and supporters that make this possible.