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Will you be at @defcon? I will be there too! Other than spinnin', I will spend most of my time at the @ReconVillage and @sec_defcon to dive in and take a new direction in my career. I'll also be at the vendor village (schedule tbd).

Well... This tweet aged like raw milk....

@djpatattack @vxunderground Thank you for your sacrifice.

A woman's rant is going semi-viral in political circles on Twitter and Facebook. Some are citing her rant as evidence of potential electoral interference during the 2024 Presidential election. The woman's opening remarks claim she possesses a CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert) — a very prestigious certification which is often possessed by truly dedicated people. Currently there are only 45,000 active CCIE holders worldwide. Only 3% of Cisco cert holders attempt it ... and only 26% pass — it has a 74% failure rate. Now it should be stated that no one in our group possesses a CCIE. We do not claim to be network experts, we're just malware nerds. However, despite our lackluster understanding of networking (beyond the computer science basics of the OSI model), we can confidently say this woman does not possess a CCIE and we believe she is lying. Additionally, we would like to note we did indeed watch this entire video. Despite this woman's jargon and clear ... plainly wrong information... we decided to give her a chance to speak her mind and opinion. We do not recommend watching the entire 8 minute video. You will have no benefit from it. At roughly 4 minutes you will see, very clearly, this is not a technical person.

@AlyssaM_InfoSec I didn’t get a chance to take pics of the acrobatics.

View from work today @AlyssaM_InfoSec

@Cthulhu_Answers So quid pro quo?

JD Vance says US could drop support for NATO if Europe tries to regulate Elon Musk’s platforms independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

I've been terrible keeping up with my media - I'm so sorry. But I released a few songs in the last few weeks. One of them is Massive. An ode to the Jungle classics, available on your favorite streaming service. buff.ly/3YEux9M

Melon Usk will destroy the economy. Kennedy will destroy the healthcare system (as if it’s not bad enough already). Frump will get rid of the opposition with the presidential super powers that scrotus gave him. And that’s only for the first 6 months.

@jaysonstreet My heart is with you.

Obviously going dark again I’ve not had the desire to continue this existence for a while I didn’t realize so many in this country would vote to do something about it. I hope the next apocalypse he causes is more sudden the pandemic he encouraged was too drawn out! 🤷🏻‍♂️

@YourAnonNews Archival library worth $ -2.5M. Yes Alex, I’m expecting you to pay me so I can just destroy your legacy.

Let the lulz ensue... 😘

@ptk2k5 I love how people complain about Malort. This is the real test.

@Cthulhu_Answers @djjackalope @syntax976 @djpatattack I’m sure you guys would be up for it.

Any musician friends interested in helping to raise funds for a non-profit this upcoming holiday season? Basically you would do a live stream from your home for a half hour to an hour :-)

@summer__heidi That’s called being French.

@Cannibal Did you make it home?

All the flight delays, was supposed to be home by now but the plane won't get here for another 2 hours

@djpatattack @UK_Daniel_Card Can you ask them to hire me? I’ve sent 2 applications and received 2 refusals.

Who thinks this is ok?

@ptk2k5 You forgot the liter of vodka.

@Cthulhu_Answers DM me the deets. I’ll be happy to do a stream for you.

I'm mildly obsessed with this tune: youtube.com/watch?v=PS9Bc_…

@RetweetableN14 Wait until you watch gremlins 2.

Rewatching Gremlins. It's been a long time and I forgot how messed up it is. It is both a Christmas and horror film. So good.

@McGrewSecurity Project pron… airdrop food any food will do. Use the AI voice of Supreme Leader to ask them to defect because there are strip clubs and coke on the other side.

Send snacks. There’s gonna be 10,000 North Korean defectors in a bit.