Mr. Dotun

@Timmysofine "leave am for God"

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

@the_popemichael @itsYomi @aprilbox Obviously 🤣🤣

@itsYomi @aprilbox Wait, is this sarcasm? 😭

This Nigerian lady on IG posts a video of how she left for France with a strong degree to get a solid job but ended up cleaning hotel rooms. A french lady in the comment section said she's confused because she has a master's degree and cleans, so what's the fuss? Lmao 😂 A Croatian lady seconded the french lady.

UNBELIEVABLE STORY! The man on the left here in this picture with me is Mr. Jerry Enechukwu. He is my friend and brother from Anambra State. We attend the same church - St. Paul's Anglican Church, Umuocham. Jerry is a Fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria and runs an accounting practice in Aba. I saw him last in church sometimes in 2019. He and his family did a Thanksgiving today in church and I made up my mind to share his story which is as intriguing as it is unbelievable. Open thread 🧵

@Msmenalicious @His_Chy During this Mayowa and Roby issue, that's how one lady was indirectly saying some ladies are Alpha females.

@dotyfa @His_Chy She was the architect of her problems

My sister was just gisting me about her friend who met a guy and he took her to the UK. When they got there, she started locking him outside whenever he came home late. They were not even married, but he wanted to marry her. He would go to work, come home late, and she would not make food for him to eat. Instead, she would get angry, lock him outside the house and tell him to go back to where he was coming from. My face was like this the whole time she was telling me this story 😮😮 This continued for a month and the guy got really angry. He told her he wanted to visit her family in Nigeria to pay her bride price. As soon as they got to Nigeria, he said he was no longer interested, that she was not wife material and just like that, he went back to the UK. It has been 7 years and her family members are still blaming her for her actions. Omo, is this one the handiwork of village people? 😭

@Msmenalicious @His_Chy Walahi and there's no explanation for this behavior. And interestingly, they receive good home training.

@His_Chy Some persons are just badly behaved

@FCBLaPulga12 @keshdelight @Wizarab10 Then she'd be screened out

@keshdelight @Wizarab10 What if him follow your advice and he bend down come smell odor wey no good from the ass 😭😭

Lmao , I remembered last year when I went to Coldstone to get a package for my elder sister for her birthday and I saw a lady dressed almost exactly like this … I walked up to the counter to pay for what I’ve ordered and my wallet mistakenly fell off from my pocket , I bent down to pick it up immediately… and my forehead brushed through her asś She starred at me and started smiling widely, I smiled back and said sorry but she said that’s ok We exchanged contact and we later had fun at the end of the month that year .

@fuhadd_sol @Ayyub993 Oppression

@Ayyub993 they seized her phone immediately, In their words "She should stop screaming does she wants to wake the neighbors"

On Saturday, in the early hours of the morning, my cousin brother who was also my seatmate in senior secondary school was murdered in his own home by five officers of the Nigerian Army. I was one of the first people to respond to the scene, and everything I am about to state is true. The officers arrived at his residence under the guise of a patrol, claiming they suspected a thief was in the compound. One of them scaled the fence over a barbed wire to open the gate for the rest. Once inside, they forcefully attempted to gain access to his room. In doing so, they discharged two shots, one of which was a headshot that pierced through the door and killed him instantly. The evidence at the scene was undeniable three bullet holes(two on the door and the killing shot that went through his head to the wall) and blood splattered across the wall. He was 24 years old, a graduate of Civil Engineering, and full of promise. Three of his siblings were present in the house that night, sleeping upstairs, and they are live witnesses to what happened. After committing this act, the officers called the police themselves, reporting that they had killed someone they had “mistakenly” suspected to be a thief. What followed made matters worse. They tampered with the scene by summoning vigilantes who cleaned up the pool of blood. All pictorial evidence is currently in the possession of the police, who have refused to release the statements of the officers involved, only confirming that the soldiers reported the killing as a mistake. It is a painful and devastating reality that the very people entrusted with our protection are now killing us in the comfort of our own homes. We demand that the @hqnigerianarmy identify and hold these five officers accountable, and that justice be delivered without delay.

@KunnujiC @Ekene094 I read somewhere that one guy and his babe were eating apple, when it was time to pay, conductor said "Adam and Eve, where una money?"

@Ekene094 Those people are so funny ehn 🤣🤣

Nigerian conductors are too much. Sometime in December last year, a fat man seated by the window in the front row behind the driver was carrying a big flat-screen TV. That made the row too tight for the usual four people to sit comfortably, and the conductor saw it and said, “DSTV, pay for two seats or come down.” Everyone just burst into laughter. 🤣

@Willy_kanga_ @Veda_official Indian Amotekun

Be like for the international fooling league, Nigeria no dey top table again

@abimbola271709 I heard that story. So he's the one

This man gave one street around academy in Ibadan ,A new transformer, while he was campaigning for his last two election. After the Election result , he lost. This man went back to that street to take back his transformer, he ask them why they didn’t allow him to win the election 😂😂😂😂😂. He sha take back his transformer sha 😂😂😂

@Ever_Vee2 @doll_lenses @thereelolat @IyelolaIge You're even a car dealer.

@dotyfa @doll_lenses @thereelolat @IyelolaIge Sir, you must buy that car !!

My colleague's wife sent him a TikTok video about "push presents" while she was pregnant. He didn't even know what that meant. He looked it up. A thank you gift for the woman who carried your child. He thought she was sharing it for laughs. Not until she walked into the room and asked for a car. From his personal savings. Exclusively hers. He laughed. She wasn't laughing. My friend told her the healthy baby God gave them was a gift enough. She stopped speaking to him. She called her sister, and her sister called my friend. He didn't change his answer. His wife stopped talking to him. He feels bad that she's hurting. But not bad enough to change his mind. He is still standing on business "No push present".

@Ever_Vee2 @doll_lenses @thereelolat @IyelolaIge Amennnn!!!!

@doll_lenses @Ever_Vee2 @thereelolat @IyelolaIge I would assume she knows his ability. However, not everyone wants to conform to social media influences. I will buy a car because, a car is needed and it's good to have a car not because a tiktok user bought "a push gift"

@dotyfa @Ever_Vee2 @thereelolat @IyelolaIge The lady in question knows her husband what he can provide... He should get her a car if that's what she wants.

@Ever_Vee2 @doll_lenses @thereelolat @IyelolaIge A man that afford to "as ordinary as buying a car of 6,7m in appreciation" can freely do so. I'm a way, if she can drive, the car will aid her movements. "Thank you" is still appreciation last time I checked. There's a lot of pressure from the economy & plenty issues to handle.

@doll_lenses @thereelolat @IyelolaIge Only in Ghana is a child a woman's....every near death in the labour room was for the mfs.. for his "roots" like i earlier said. yet as ordinary as buying a car of 6, 7M in appreciation...p00r men are waling! Tufiakwa

@Ever_Vee2 @IyelolaIge It's just the way some men propose with a car, this is what happens when you want your home to be like others and start comparing and putting pressure when life should be taken at your own pace.

@IyelolaIge It's not mandatory....it should come naturally... My advice: no put mouth. They go settle

@oluwaban_ke Your gist has spread.

@dotyfa I'm not even pained he should just avoid me

I had been talking to this guy for months. He looked young, so in my head I placed him somewhere in his late 20s, maybe early 30s. It felt safe, normal… so I just went with it. We kept talking, and he’d always drop those small compliments. “Girl, you look so beautiful today.

@lifffde @oluwaban_ke They will never admit, except maybe at gunpoint.

@dotyfa @oluwaban_ke 😂

@oluwaban_ke Why do women find it hard to admit the truth. 🤣 You will not die if you do

@oluwaban_ke You definitely caught feelings

Little things, but not so little at the same time. And he flirted with me a lot you know those cool stuff Was I catching feelings? I don’t even know. But I liked what we had. It wasn’t loud, no pressure, just pure vibes. (Omo imagine me even calling it a relationship 😭)