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My problem isn’t that you haven’t considered my opinion, it’s that you truly have never really considered yours.

@X9_redux The tv show host ?

If you ever watch Home Improvement just remember. Tim Taylor was roughly 38, big home, hotrod in the garage, 3 kids and single income.

@JP_Liberty76 @Howlingmutant0 @BostonByBirth No

@Howlingmutant0 @BostonByBirth Do enjoy seeing the softer side of HM

My son died. I know he didn't contribute anything to mankind — he was only two months old — but I like to believe he was destined to do something good for humanity. It's been a while since his death, and I hate to dwell on it so publicly, but I wanted you to know him.

@skillissuesf Technologists lmfao this is retarded all the way around

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@sadgirlyboss @TerribleJyon I mean it kinda is

@TerribleJyon not the takeaway of this whatsoever

what does this mean? if he’s not planning dates now, he isn’t going to plan to take your kids to the doctor. if he’s not taking your emotions seriously now, he isn’t going to handle them well when you are postpartum. current behavior indicates future behavior.

@FAYGOcreampie That part I love bc they will do a spin and then say they are tricking on him bc he threw some dirty $1 bills at her.

being a stripper means the most ugly man you’ve ever seen that smells like shit & has never exfoliated will tell YOU (a beautiful woman) to “do a spin”

@ghoulhag I love here the asshole is of higher value

men don’t even care for foreplay for your vagina and you trust them with your ASSHOLE?

@rawmilkhoney @eplurubusnullus To be the devils advocate for this premise (pair bonding) that I don’t necessarily subscribe to, at least in a LTR they have pair bonding ability, whereas the argument is the bed hopper eventually cannot pair bond

@eplurubusnullus Encourages pair bonding TO THAT PERSON, yes that is the point thanks

The whole pair bonding hysteria is funny because it always aimed toward girls that have had casual sex a couple of times (a couple nights of sex) but not girls who have been in one or multiple serious relationships (hundreds of nights of sex) and it’s always talked about by men who have 0 capacity to pair bond at all.

@rawmilkhoney @cloneristic Like pair bonding is even real.

@HighAngel Dispo too convenient I ain’t meeting up with anyone for some weed

Dispensary weed or street weed?

@canustopcryingb @eeveeithink Nothing wrong with that

@eeveeithink It kinda is though. To be penetrated is definitely a bit of a power imbalance compared to being the one who does the penetrating

hey so anal sex isn’t degrading. being penetrated isn’t degrading. having sex as a woman isn’t degrading.

Mfs like this always in line at the bar in front of me trying to order 2 shots of house reposado and the poor bartender has to take their crusty ass phone to the other side of the bar to tab out and then they send it back bc they meant to say anejo

@infaredhorizon @ZherkaOfficial They accept their role in society and don’t pretend to be anything else like OF girls and insta escorts do

@ZherkaOfficial I’ve been saying this for years They’re also pretty chill too and that’s because they accept their nature and don’t go around masquerading dignity They’re more honest and desirable

Strippers are ten times more clean than the average woman

@Ravenismeee More money

deep down what you want rn?

@ArturoTheDev @MrBeast youtu.be/XxNXxmSH8ig?si…

@ArturoTheDev @MrBeast Good times. In 08 my online friends and would make misheard lyrics video using ms paint and GIMPshop. Those were the days

Who are the OG YouTubers you grew up watching?

@bumbadum14 Shit I never had such a profitable year as 2008 let’s hope you’re right

It's literally 2008 again: > Housing is fucked > We're at war in the middle east > Ye is dropping heat > Everyone is playing World of Warcraft

@ArturoTheDev @MrBeast Unfortunately. Thanks for the memory

@doublejefferoni @MrBeast youtube.com/watch?v=i6cphF… remember this??????

@MrBeast Also Julian Smith

@MrBeast Rhett & Link

@ArturoTheDev @MrBeast Tay Zonday !!

@MrBeast Chocolate Rain....did you know that some stay dry, and other's feel the pain?