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@onijogbon999 @MediocreJoker85 Perfect example 😁

@MediocreJoker85 Sorry but I'm a blonde and I didn't get the joke.

A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar. He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink. After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar goes completely silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…” “First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.” She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?” The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head. “Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

@agisnimk @Aboy1945 @Pecintakopi77 @mingdinkiw @Asura0599 Sudah benar itu memang harusnya 'di tahap'.

@Aboy1945 @Pecintakopi77 @mingdinkiw @Asura0599 kok digabung, Kak? kan kata "tahap" bukan kata kerja, harusnya dipisah kan?

Selama 5 tahun lebih ngojol Stigma Jakarta Keras gak bener-bener amat kok Asal 3S aja, sama mereka. Orang bakal ramah juga ke kita. Pernah satu ketika gw ketemu entah preman atau bukan di Pasar Minggu badannya banyak tato nya, minta tanya alamat salah satu toko sayuran disana. Jangankan dijawab dianterin malah 🌚

@Gantijaman @hhsahal Abdurrahman Wahid

@hhsahal Maling ya maling .. #bangsat. Ingat mbacotnya cholil saat GD kena SI???? maka itulah hasilnya !! Jahanam

"Aku Yaqut, anaknya Cholil Bisri, bukan maling," begitu sy dengar statemen Gus Yaqut kpd seseorang via telepon. Gus Yaqut menyatakan itu utk merespons omongan-omongan yg gak bisa dipertanggungjawabkan kebenarannya. Dgn menyebut nama ayahnya, sy sdh cukup utk percaya Gus Yaqut.

@nogojiggy I bet he's new to watching football

You have to be ashamed at this point

@KangManto123 Hukum mati dan dimiskinkan

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@SCP_Fredy @Messinomics @AbjaFCB Obviously you can't.

@Messinomics @AbjaFCB Can’t you read?

Remove both and Messi still have more trophies than Ronaldo INCLUDING his own Copa Del Rey AND Spanish Super Cup 😭

@utd_Dc49 @TouchlineX Thank you Grok

About Messi’s chaotic visit to Kolkata 🏟️… Fans clearly felt shortchanged, with the superstar spending barely 22 minutes at the stadium. Shows how high expectations can turn into frustration when access is limited. Do you think events like this harm Messi’s image, or is it just poor planning? 🤔

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Leo Messi spent just 22 minutes at the stadium in Kolkata. Water bottles were being thrown by angry fans who even tried to break the gate. According to most fans, they got angry because only leaders and actors (some even with their children) were surrounding Messi. — @ANI

@ShinyGolduck5 @angrygavi Touch the grass

@angrygavi But why throw the kit at him?? Like hand it to Fermín, he's right beside you

Fermín’s kit was on the seat and Raphinha threw it at Bernal. Bernal threw it back and Fermín had to pick it up off the floor. Raphinha started telling Bernal to be more respectful.. like????? 😭😭😂😂

@sheddy409 @R_THEMAN76 @MessiFanatic_ Checkmate

@R_THEMAN76 @MessiFanatic_ Now ask yourself this same question, why’s it every time Inter Miami lose a match the blame is always on Messi? Yeah that’s why he’s Messi

Vancouver fans mocked Messi after they knocked Messi out of Concacaf Champions Cup. Messi told them he will remember. Today, Messi kept his promise. 😂

@ESPNUK LMAO ESPN

It took just seven minutes for Leandro Trossard to equalise after coming on ⏱️ Arsenal have never lost a game in which he’s scored 👀

@Bri_an2 You thought you're smarter eh?

LAMINE YAMAL AS A NUMBER 10 FLICK ARE YOU MAD!!!!!!!!

@Oba_ijebu Source: Trust me.

Neymar Jr.: 🎙️"On the night of the 2015 Clásico against Real Madrid at the Camp Nou, the pressure was unbelievable. At halftime, we were barely ahead, and everyone felt the game wasn't over yet. Enrique stormed into the dressing room, furious, speaking angrily, demanding more focus. Then he stopped abruptly, looked at Messi, and said, 'Leo, the team needs you now more than ever. Do what you always do.' Messi calmly raised his head and replied with his usual smile, 'Don't worry, Luis... we won't let them leave here with anything.'" 🤯❤ 🎙️"His words alone changed the atmosphere. We went into the second half and Messi began to orchestrate every touch, every attack, with deadly confidence and composure. It was as if he could see the game before it happened. He created the second goal with a pass only he could see, and the fans began chanting his name from every corner of the stadium. When the match ended, I looked at him and found him smiling as usual… He didn't celebrate much, he just raised his head as if to say: The answer is always on the pitch. Messi is the leader who doesn't talk much, the best in history, without a doubt." 🐐👑💙🔥

Bapak2 itu perlu belajar lebih rajin membaca, sebelum bicara

@LexWu_13 Engagement farming itu

Kalau biasa di Tiktok jangan maen ke X. Gue di kata islamphobia 🤣 U pernah nonton The Nun, film Valak? Posternya pernah liat? Minimal jangan buat malu centang biru, menyelam dulu sebelum menuding orang.

@orgntt @tempodotco Ini jawaban yang benar

@tempodotco Bodohnya Tempo adalah mengira bahwa Fadli, Budiman, Pius dkk adalah orang2 yg punya idealisme. Mereka tidak ada bedanya dengan sampah yg setiap hari dikirim ke Bantar Gebang

Mengapa Idealisme Aktivis Tergerus Saat Masuk Partai Politik? #TempoPlus tempo.co/politik/ideali…

@Holyface21 @BasheerTK_ @FabrizioRomano Cry more

@BasheerTK_ @FabrizioRomano Or just ghost and wait for papa FIFA president 🤣

🚨🇦🇷 Leo Messi: "I'm not planning to become a manager when I will retire. This is not something I'm considering to do".

@fannysoegi @FSTVLST Manyalaaaaa 🔥🔥🔥

@PKSejahtera Kalau dukung Bobby itu salah satu wujud bersyukur?

Sebagai seorang muslim rasa bahagia hendaklah kita iringi dengan rasa syukur dan selalu meningkatkan keimanan dan ketaqwaan kita kepada Allah SWT. Karena tidak ada kebahagiaan yang lebih indah selain dirasakan dengan ketenangan hati dan kenyamanan jiwa. #KalamMalam

@Generasiosing @tempodotco Artinya wasweswos

@tempodotco Fufufafa ini artinya apaan dah?

Akun Fufufafa viral, di mana keberadaan Gibran sekarang? #TempoNanya

@kumparan Ya iyalah wajar, kita juga ikut bayar

Menteri Keuangan (Menkeu) Sri Mulyani mengungkapkan warga Indonesia sering menyoroti utang pemerintah. #bisnisupdate #bisnis #update #text kumparan.com/kumparanbisnis…