Allison M. Godfrey

anyways here are some actual toned arms

Un japonés llevó a su Akita a ver béisbol. Re tranquilo el bicho

THANKS FOR HAVING US @nprmusic!!! #TinyDesk out now: FooFighters.lnk.to/TinyDesk

@JodiesJumpsuit Blech...

Second Cups across the country:

@Eve_Barlow @aziz0nomics Where are the women running the race?

@aziz0nomics Not a single one of these marathon runners turned in a single Israeli hostage. I’ll never forget.

Some Palestinians in Gaza being able to run a marathon is a good thing. I don't want to hear your political oneupmanship about what it means, or how it proves some political point. After all they suffered, give them a break.

Han is my favourite character.

@GayOliveGarden That’s what I got too.

its really crazy that the entirety of the canadian census is: - how many people live here? - are they transgender? - can they speak french?

God she’s dumb.

The world's tallest church is about to get its crown. On June 10, 2026, exactly 100 years after Antoni Gaudí's death, the Sagrada Família will inaugurate the four-armed cross atop the Tower of Jesus Christ.

Paddington is thrilled to come to Badminton Horse Trial!! He is with his friend from Ascot, Plush😄 #BadmintonHorseTrials

God this is so much better than the recorded version

Victory in Europe day celebrations in Toronto 81 years ago today. The allied forces were victorious. credit: City of Toronto Archives.

Drake “Drake Maye” Maye. Quarterback. Golfer. Country singer.

STEP INTO MY TIME MACHINE! These were a staple in my house growing up and in many a bagged lunch!! DO YOU REMEMBER & WERE YOU A FAN? (Sooooo gooood!!!)

Today marks the 25th anniversary of ‘The Sopranos’ fans favourite of all 86 episodes, ‘Pine Barrens’ 🌲 Was it destiny! The snow came out of nowhere. So by luck and by expectational last minute writing, acting etc. this unique and brilliant “bottle” episode was born. Paulie: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator. Christopher: His house looked like sh1t.” 😂😂😂

Great news. Palestine Action thug, Samuel Corner, broke a female officer’s back with a sledge hammer. She is still recovering now. He has been found guilty of inflicting grievous bodily harm. Lock him up and throw away the key!

Tuesday, May 05, 2026 Blind Item #8 This foreign born model did all the coke in the world and had more orgies than anyone ever and partied more than anyone ever and still outshone most people at the event last night.

No WAY

Wowza.

I am fully on board with Tadej's Patrone of the Peloton era.