Doug Bies

I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like

eating a KitKat with a fork

Men refuse to use condoms, to get vasectomized, and to raise children. And yet they want to punish women who have abortions. That's misogyny, not morality.

Tri tip

Hello humanoids

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If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

Run twice, player one loses both, players 2 & 3 chop

Interesting how fascist republicans falsely claimed all Jan 6 terrorists were paid actors, undercover FBI agents and Antifa to pretend it wasn’t MAGA voters but now they’re okay with paying them nearly $2B in stolen taxpayer dollars. Funny how that works.

Thomas Massie helped to expose the Epstein files and Trump spent tens of millions against him. Tells you everything you need to know about Trump’s ongoing Epstein cover up.

Nobody in MAGA can justify Trump giving $1.8 billion in taxpayer dollars to himself, his family, and friends. It’s a disgusting level of corruption. Everything they accused Democrats of doing, Trump is actually doing.

Trump is stealing $1.8 billion taxpayer dollars to give away to friends and allies…. On top of the billions he’s squandered on new wars. This money could go to lowering your health care, child care, or energy costs… instead it’s being given to Trump’s friends.

Can someone smarter than me please explain how 47's DOJ can set up a fund of 1.776 billion dollars to be disbursed with virtually no oversight, without Congressional approval?

Donald Trump is paying off the Jan 6th mob that MAGA told us was ANTIFA.

Tully at the dog park

Every woman from New Jersey I’ve met always has a pack of cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve.

She’s a 10, but she microwaves leftover pizza.

White Christian nationalism will be the downfall of this country

Everything reminds me of her 🥺

Smash or pass?

Everything reminds me of her 🥺