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Doug Bies

@dougbies

New York Jets fan, poker player, Instagram, Snapchat, & Untappd: dougbies

Austin, TX Katılım Aralık 2009
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Doug Bies
Doug Bies@dougbies·
I don’t understand how people are concerned with losing followers, friends, or even family Standing up to facism is more important than all of these
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sixfootcandy
sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy·
I’ve reached the level of marriage where I don’t even need to speak. I just sigh and my husband instinctively starts apologizing for something he hasn't even thought of doing yet.
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sixfootcandy
sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy·
My husband and I are having a competition to see who can hide plastic eggs in the hardest spots. Loser has to cook and clean for a week. It’s been three days. He’s currently tearing the garage apart while I watch Netflix. I haven’t hidden a single egg.
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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗@LucifersTweetz·
Remember, the worst people you’ll ever meet sit in the front row at church.
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I enjoy long romantic walks towards extra cheddar goldfish
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
In two days, Christian Nationalists will celebrate the resurrection of a man they would deport
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Doug Bies@dougbies·
It should be socially acceptable to whip bread ends at people you don’t like
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Peeps are the New Jersey of candy
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Doug Bies@dougbies·
Curly fries should all be as long as slinky’s
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Doug Bies@dougbies·
Burritos should always at least be the size of a titty
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Do people that get in lines for coffee and act like they heard of coffee for the first time ever know that we’re prefer it that they didn’t?
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Andy Ostroy
Andy Ostroy@AndyOstroy·
Foreign Policy = Chaos Iran war = Chaos Immigration = Chaos Economy = Chaos Stock/Oil Markets = Chaos Tariffs = Chaos Epstein Files = Chaos Elections = Chaos Cabinet = Chaos DHS = Chaos ICE/BP = Chaos DOJ = Chaos DOD/Hegseth = Chaos MAHA/RFK Jr = Chaos TRUMP = CHAOS
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drew olanoff
drew olanoff@yoda·
if you protect a pedophile, you get the same jail sentence as a pedophile. there you go. easy. now put them all in jail.
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Ron Wyden
Ron Wyden@RonWyden·
Pam Bondi wasn't fired because she failed to make our communities safer. She was fired because she failed to protect Trump from the Epstein files. Whoever replaces her will be chosen because they will be willing to go further to protect Trump instead of enforcing the law.
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
Stephen Miller: “Trump = peace.” Tulsi Gabbard: “A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to end wars, not start them.” JD Vance: “Trump's best foreign policy? Not starting any wars.” Donald Trump: "My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and unifier." Liars.
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