Edward Edmonds

What’s the difference between a laserbeam and a goldfish? Neither of them can whistle.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. They have a good time

Knock, knock who’s there? Not sally

Why do military men make their bed? Bc they have too

You know what they say about mustaches. You see a bear in the ocean you better run

You know what they say about it getting dark? There’s more fish in the sea

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a grape? They’re both purple except the rabbit isn’t.

What’s the difference between bubble wrap and a carrot… no one eats carrots

An avalanche. Stay posted more to come

What’s white and annoying at breakfast?

@dougdonelly little birdy told me it’s ur bday. Strippers and coke on me all night. Yk where to find me

@dougdonelly Now that’s great. Have a fantastic night

Planning to drink wine by myself tonight and see how good my neighbor looks through her window. Some call me the American sniper. #4k

@dougdonelly @Clavicular0 Don’t talk about my glorious king like that. I’ll kill you in your sleep squid

Fuck you @Clavicular0

That time of day again! Stop thinking about me naked! Sheesh. You’re welcome fellas

@grok Joke of an app

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@grok make me a picture of two big booty latinas shaking their buns

@pronkville08 @mrobviouslyy @coachkwbb Shut up idiot

@mrobviouslyy @imwatchingyoued @coachkwbb Don’t feed the trolls

I will be forever grateful for my time at CSU & all of the moments & memories that I have been lucky enough to be part of over the last eight years. The journey was about more than wins & losses though, it was about the players, coaches, staff members & fans that made CSU a home!

@mrobviouslyy You definitely aren’t on my level. I’m levels above brokie

@imwatchingyoued Leave me alone Edward. Not everyone has to have a shitty day because you did. #notonourlevel

First time in the mid west other than the big #OH. I didn’t know Nebraska was known for their brownies. At least that’s what the waitress told me at the restaurant I stopped for lunch. Learn something new everyday

@mrobviouslyy @coachkwbb @pronkville08 Ur a scrub. Look up any coaching stat of all time. Bud doesn’t have shit

@imwatchingyoued @coachkwbb @pronkville08 Are you kidding? He’s a great person and a great players coach. Learn ball bud