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@universalnewsx Surprised they had time to organise this given he probably left without giving any indication.

🔴 A Turkish expatriate in Germany is retiring after working at BMW for 45 years and is leaving the factory with a brand-new car gifted to him.

@thesulk Same guy in court: “Je ne raclette rien!”

The guy who stole my potato recipe is persona au gratin in my house.

An ellipsis of scooters.

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@Hal_wood9 looks more pink to me! Albeit quite a deep pink. Like the Pink Panther after a sauna.

@douglas208 Maybe that’s purple 💜

The Suspension Bridge is looking pretty in pink tonight. And there’s a minor rave going on, if that’s your thing.

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Let’s honor Chuck Norris today. Give me your best Chuckism. I’ll start: Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth away.

Water colours.

@MrJoeGooch I’m reminded of the time I bought my wife a box of Black Magic. And she turned me into an otter.

See the face you love light up with Terry's All Gold.

Bristol being Bristol.

Birdcage Walk. Which, of course, is the portal to a fourth dimension beyond the spatial boundaries of life. And some squirrels.

Mildly disappointed Bristol tree.

It would appear there is a large ginger cat asleep in town.

Severn Beach at low tide. Right side or the wrong time?

Apparently fly-tipping is a real issue around Bristol.

1 in a series of 1: boats in Wales which look like they could feature in an episode of Scooby Doo.

College Green looking quite vibey. If vibey is a word.

Name the film ending.

@SkyNews He’d be better advised to formally recognise the state of his own leadership.

Starmer to announce formal recognition of Palestine as a state trib.al/fHa44VZ

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