dave

@stephenRB4 Fuck off Stephen

Storm Dave (due to hit the UK and Ireland this weekend) has to be the most rubbish name for a storm ever. This does not strike the fear of God into me, Diablo? Damon? Diocles? All yes! But what do we get? Bloody Dave 🤬

@Paddy19847v2 @footballontnt Fuckin let er rip Paddy

@footballontnt Ya see. This is the problem. The haircut guy, could not give less of a fuck about these scum bitches. BUT they'll use his faux fame to get some of their own...pathetic! Turn the tables and he's the bad guy! For the record the lot of em are attention seeking, scum cunts!

Man United's women hit the hair cut celebration after winning their 6th game in a row ✂️

This should be fun 👀

Spare glasses already on the table is wild 😂

@its_The_Dr Dog bed

What could you possibly put in this area?

@NoContextHumans @grok @grok what about me?

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@0xlufs @joeroganhq

@joeroganhq He ain’t got no chance

Brendan Schaub to Liver King: Let's say you managed to get close to Joe. What then?

@bootlegger1974 Prost captain 🍻

lowenbrau coming off the subs bench go well lads be lucky 👌

@Madders10 Maddison, how fucking shambolic your family is to Great Britain. Suck my perfect eyebrows and eat your father's leftovers you useless heap of shite. I'm only joking madders life is for living not for hating. Your women has been rid by the whole basque region

@JeremyClarkson @godblesstoto You wouldn't vote for any udder party?

I will vote for any party which stops the police from running over cows.

@Neilly2222 @TenHagEra @AaronWigCoulter @Matt7_c Need him to stay fit next season go through cunts for a shortcut

@TenHagEra Got to love ‘The Butcher’ @AaronWigCoulter @dovegloves @Matt7_c

Oh my God.. Licha just GETS it doesn’t he?

@badboyike @footballontnt Nah it's still Garnacho

@footballontnt Well it’s mainoo now update that

Alejandro Garnacho is the first teenager to score for Man United in the FA Cup final since Cristiano Ronaldo (2004 vs. Millwall) ✨

@Neilly2222 @FootyFansChants @AaronWigCoulter Chairs to the front of the cab... and stairs to the back of it

@FootyFansChants @AaronWigCoulter @dovegloves omg look after the 1st fella running up the stairs his head get obliterated by the stool, absolutely cream crackered😂😂😂

In a barstool fight you never wanna be the first guy up front

@seriouslydreday Great moves @TaikaWaititi 👏

Who TF is this guy 🤯

"He was one of my heroes" 🙌 🙏 @GaryLineker spoke to @markchapman about his memories of Sir Bobby Charlton bbc.co.uk/footballdaily #BBCFootball

@Jeff38877374614 @GBNEWS Thanks Jeffrey

Erik ten Hag makes feelings clear on Man Utd after chaotic Brentford win gbnews.com/sport/erik-ten…

@NoContextHumans @Neilly2222 @AaronWigCoulter Sound on 🔊

@UTDTrey @UtdPiro Life changing funds

@AaronWigCoulter @Neilly2222 🤣🤣🤣

@dovegloves @Neilly2222 deserved every bit of it #folded