🍀⛸️ eli {-22/62} ⛸️🍀

🍀march accountability🍀 .☘︎ ݁˖ ice skate once a week .☘︎ ݁˖ drink a bottle of water a day .☘︎ ݁˖ omads and fasting ONLY .☘︎ ݁˖ 5k step minimum .☘︎ ݁˖ workout 3-4 times a week .☘︎ ܁˖.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆.☘︎ ܁˖༘⋆.☘︎ ݁˖

@blue_avocadoo i wasn’t even the one crocheting 😭😭😭

@down2theb0ne Problematic crocheting?? Omg eli 😩

ITS A FUVKING CROCHET VIDEO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

@fckahhbob it was a mutual thing! she wanted to find a lifelong partner (my husband doesn’t want an additional partner in the future)

@down2theb0ne Awww that makes me sad 😭 was it like a mutual breakup or did something really bad go down? (You def don’t have to get into it if you dont wanna!)

Would y’all hate me if I said I have a husband AND a girlfriend? Cuz polyamory is so fuckin hated and I don’t understand it, like I love two people so much and they love each other 😭😭

@b0nez0i what does it taste like/simalar to???

@down2theb0ne YES LOL ive been eating these for years its a sensory experience

eating these rn

@cptsdxo ilyt, we will make it through the day!

@down2theb0ne ily 🫶🏻

and here we go again 🫩

red velvet cake themed food poll 🍰❣️🍓 (likes/retweets appreciated <33)

oh hey ... *licks ur ear while u scroll*

@f_airycals i wanna die BRUH I WANNA LOOK LIKE THAT AGSUFKWDKF

insta showing me this I should kms

@63_cals i literally weigh every single ingredient meticulously. when my husband asks for a bite or something i literally say “no. you just saw me spend 30 minutes weighing everything to count my calories.”

IM GONNA TWEAK THE FUCK OUT SO BAD. I MEASURED OUT EXACTLY WHAT I PLANNED TO EAT SO I KNOW. THE EXACT. CALORIES. AND YOURE GONNA TELL ME. IM SELFISH. FOR NOT LEAVING ANY. FOR ANYONE ELSE. AND I LOOK LIKE THE ASSHOLE FOR NOT SHARING I MEASURED THIS SHIT OUT SPECIFICALLY BRO.

@V2Aurelia of course

would you still love me if i changed my layout 🐳

₍^. .^₎⟆ #edtwt intro / moot hunt⋆˙⟡ 𖤐 she/her ₊⊹ 22 𖤐 𖤐 cw : 95kgs₊⊹ gw : 60kgs 𖤐 ₊˚⊹ wanting active moots ₊˚⊹ ♡︎ & ↺ ╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ

@63_cals ya you’re 14 and a half

So should I be concerned if I just saw an acc that's "honey-senpai of shedtwt", like no hate to them at all I don't own the character, but I'm a little scared that ppl might think they're me esp bc we have the same pfp, but just in case I AM NOT 13 😭 THATS A DIFF GUY

@mitsurikcalroji just make a poll

WHERE ARE ALL THE INTERACTION BAIT TEMPLATES WHEN I NEED THEM

Yesterday was national puppy day why did I get no gifts

@elijahofshedtwt MORING

good morning

@fatalfeverdream GOOD JOB!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU

shit is fucking insane

i feel like i’m still gonna be way too fat for a pretty dress i also feel like if i dress masc ill look stupid af there’s no winning

i’m gonna go to a fancy restaurant next month (probably) and idk if i should go dressed masc or femme 🫩