downher ☹️

One time I was part of a Xanga group called "lace up your chucks or gtfo, 4 punk kids only" So yea, my life improved.

@twostepinn where is the shuttle at Barton Creek Square????

@xoxo_brutal @LetterHavoc @KillerVee CA didn't cancel their game against BOS. Please reach out directly to WCR for information on that.

@LetterHavoc @KillerVee My issue with it is that it seems like the Boston teammates let it happen and didn't try to stop it. The problematic skater should have been yanked by her team and forced to sit out rest of event. Maybe then CA wouldn't have felt like they needed to cancel a game.

Am I following Windy's and Boston's statements correctly that one POS bigot was all it took to dismantle the final two games of a tournament? Or am I missing something? That shouldn't be possible, or am I just disillusioned with how messed up people really are? #DerbyTwitter

@yelseylou Has this dude ever met a baby? Cause those MFers don't sleep.

My favorite part is the random use of capital letters: Sleep like a (capital B) Baby

My tool of a neighbor who shovels snow shirtless and does burpees while playing w his kids in the yard has hand written signs in his front yard for his website asking for 5 more participants to join his “holistic fitness system” and this is what I found on his website

@megfenway Twins!

@megfenway 😂

My teammate got something called a Francheesie on Sunday and I haven't known peace since. It was a cheese-stuffed, bacon-wrapped hot dog.

Very good at roller derby.

@megfenway @kwandarykitten @PRMageddon @napsrgood @Point_SevenFive Meeeee! 💁‍♀️ (Good dye young Rock Lobster 🦞) thank you for noticing

For everyone in #derbytwitter who was asking about that jammer penalty in the WCR-BRD early game on Saturday at NoRD: we requested a skating out of bounds penalty on Jeff for the prior jam and got it. cc: @megfenway @PRMageddon @napsrgood @Point_SevenFive

@howlieT @megfenway @bostonderby Can confirm :) (the babadonk hehehe)

I lost my mind when I found out we're playing Minnesota at Chidra. DREAMS.

@SaltCityRD 🫠 I’m conveniently busy on Tuesday. 🥺 Next time!!

@downher100 Yes! We're practicing tomorrow (Sunday) 12-2pm and Tuesday 6-8pm. Outdoors on the big flat track in Santaro Park, dropping in is free.

@SaltCityRD hiya! Any practices from 7/31-8/3? I’m in town and might be able to drop in. :)

As practices start back up, I’m reminded of my weirdest idiosyncrasy: right skate, left skate, helmet, right knee pad, left knee pad, right elbow, left elbow, mouth guard, right wrist pad, left wrist pad, stomp stomp. #derbytwitter

Has your league stepped away from the WFTDA RTP ladder? Are you doing contact yet? Can you DM me? #derbytwitter

@cristaxlynne My baby is nearly 6 months and went from being super independent to needing lots of help getting to sleep in her crib. Solidarity!

@jenrara @LinkedIn Popped up in my notifications last week and I did a spit take.

@downher100 @LinkedIn Omg???

yikes @LinkedIn

@EricaViscio @LinkedIn I’m sure there’s a better way to say “bad for your career search” 🙃

@cristaxlynne Not sure when you had your baby, but we moved to bed sharing on really rough nights and it’s made a world of difference. HeySleepyBaby on IG made me feel like less of a sleep-training failure. Highly recommend!