Kelsey

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

@horse_feedbag LOOK AT THIS DIVA

Our Lyft driver is playing only Adele hits and is wearing a baseball cap that says “Lucky Me! I Only See Money :)” That’s good luck right?

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

paying with a $100 bill so embarrassing!!!!! like awwww did you get that for your birthday???? yeah i did

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

Part of my job consists of regularly turning down wedding parties who want to reserve a space during the month of October. In Salem. Because they’re getting married.. During the month of October.. In Salem…. Why

I am overwhelmed by my layers

It’s not that I hate winter, it’s that the more layers I have to wear for a long period of time, the more overstimulated I get and ITS TOO MUCH

@sour_susie Guinness ☹️

@yelseylou what are the fin bros drinking

At an Irish pub in the financial district and everyone looks THE SAME help me

@sour_susie @dearvotion Woooooah

@dearvotion @yelseylou inspo 👀

are you kidding me

Reason #283 why I won’t be introducing children into this world

A real life picture of me on the phone with Medicaid for two hours going over health insurance options for my incoherent father whose current insurance is moving locations

Obsessed with this old couple’s costume choice. The front of his shirt says “Peter, Peter”

Never ever ever ever ever underestimate the power of a freshly pressed green juice

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I love twitter

If you didn’t listen to Stone Sour in high school I fear you may never fully understand me