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4yo: Mom no hold hands, I’m a big boy. Me: Okay. Stay close to momma. 4yo:

Sorry I can’t. I’m pretending to be in-ear monitors for Twice with claves.

Sorry I can’t, I’m watching hydraulic press videos.

@EM_RESUS I got a lot of earaches growing up. My nana would rub my ear and say “Sana sana colita de rana, Si no sana hoy, sanará mañana” it means heal, heal, little tail of the frog, If you don't heal today, you'll heal tomorrow. Of course, it didn’t help.

Share a piece of medical advice that grandma gave you

I’m having a hard justifying NOT getting floor tickets to see TWICE.

I can’t even stay awake to listen to the entire new TS12. #ImOld

I am not sure if I should be proud or concerned… Me randomly saying: na na na na na 11yo from the backseat: Gnarly

I just returned from two weeks in Japan, and I have to be honest, it really opened my eyes to how far behind the U.S. is falling in so many basic ways. Some things that stood out: - In two weeks across some of Japan’s most densely populated cities, I saw only two visibly homeless people. - I saw one person who appeared to be struggling with addiction. - High-speed rail made affordable, clean, efficient transportation the norm, not a fantasy. - I never once felt unsafe letting my kids walk freely beside me in public. - Despite having far fewer public trash cans, Japan’s streets had a fraction of the litter. - The country’s reduced income inequality was visible everywhere, from housing to public services. I already know what some right-wing folks will say: “It’s because Japan has low immigration” or “It’s not run by Democrats.” But those are lazy excuses and distractions from the real issues. The truth? We’ve normalized dysfunction in the U.S., and we make excuses for it instead of demanding better.

@toniekills I’m obsessed!

I watched kpop demon hunters again last night and I had a dream I was beefing with some cool demons

just had the best sandwich for lunc- “gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”

@toniekills I thought this with the Mon rave scene.

Me - "star wars is so back.." Fonz - "you always say that.." 😁

Sorry, I can’t go I need to watch the Jackie and Shadow live feed.

BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only!!

Sorry I can’t tonight. I already have plans. ::Watches farrier videos until the sun comes up::

@seeitinmymind Glendale Night 2

everyone drop your favourite pictures you took at the eras tour (not just from up close nosebleeds etc also welcome!) these are mine 🧘‍♀️

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Due to unfortunate circumstances things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious

@taylorswift13 10 seconds into The Tortured Poets Department.

If I forget my emotional support chapstick, I knew exactly what kind of day it will be.

@jmbacon21 @alexmorgan13 @taylorswift13 Same here. Oddly, my anxiety level went down because I knew exactly how many songs she was performing and how many were left.

@alexmorgan13 @taylorswift13 As someone who went night 2 but basically saw all of night 1 online, you can spoil all you want and you will still be in complete awe and forget everything you saw online.

Dodging all @taylorswift13 tour content until I see it live is hard but worth it😄