Dr. Afo

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Writing Welcome to 9ja where everything is broken, but somehow it’s still the doctor’s fault. No electricity in the hospital? They'll say doctor should have contributed to buy fuel in generator. Didn't they swear to save lives? No drugs in pharmacy? Doctor is the wicked one for prescribing what’s unavailable and expensive. Patient can’t afford treatment? Doctor should save lives first! Don't they know money is not as important as human lives. No equipment to work and operate in the theater? Doctor should adapt because this is not America! There is only 1 doctor to 100 patients? Doctors are too slow and nonchalant. They should write faster! Government underfunding the sector for decades? Doctors are too greedy🤧. They already earn higher than most civil servants! Doctors are leaving the country in droves? Doctors are unpatriotic for leaving after enjoying subsidized education. They should bond them for 5 years. Delayed presentation after herbal/home care complications? Doctor “killed” the patient and are nonchalant. Relatives refusing consent for life-saving surgery? Doctor didn’t explain well. They just want to cut people up and use them for practical. Patient arrives at 3AM for a condition they ignored for 3 weeks? Doctor is wicked for looking tired. Why will doctor be sleeping on duty? Goes on strike due to unpaid salaries? Doctors have no empathy and they want the masses to die. They are earning well already. Is everything money? Government officials flying abroad for treatment? Doctors left in Nigeria are the scum of medical school. They are too dull! They'll use Chatgpt to treat you. Meanwhile: Doctors are buying gloves with their own money. We are improvising life-saving care with limited tools. Surgeons are taking major procedures with minimal equipment and literally doing miracles with what they have. We are working 24–48 hour shifts like it’s normal. But yes, when anything goes wrong, even things completely outside the confines of medicine, people are always eager to point to the doctors. Anyway, let us keep blaming the doctor. We've always been the easier target. We all know fixing the actual system would require effort. And accountability. And we don’t do that here.

The next president will make Nigerians miss Tinubu. Mark my words.

He sent ₦20,000 to his mum every week. Not because he had plenty but he was just a corper managing ₦33k, trekking to save transport, skipping meals so he could still send “something.” His mum never asked for it, but every time she received it, she would reply, “God bless you my son, you don’t know what this means to me.” One day, the money stopped. NYSC ended. No job came. No means of livelihood. No hope to take care of mama. Months later, he finally visited home unannounced, hoping to “surprise her” with his presence since he had nothing else to give. He met the house locked. A neighbor saw him and said softly,
“You’re her son, right? She used to talk about you… that small money you send was what she used to buy her drugs.” He felt his chest tighten. “She died two months ago. She kept saying not to disturb you… that you were trying your best.” He sat on the bare floor outside the house, phone in hand, scrolling through his last message: “God bless you my son.” “God bless you my son”. That was the last thing she ever said to him The son never replied because he had nothing to give. Will Mothers ever stop treating their children like a baby regardless of their age. I wonder how they do all these, the mother would rather die quietly than disturbing his peace. “God bless you my son”, despite dying!🥹

Men who sleep with their wife's siblings deserve castration and life imprisonment. 🤧🤧🤧

@Oluwabunminire Funny thing is I don't have any tweet over 1m views

So I'm the only one who has never tweeted a banger😩😩.. Everyone has a tweet or 2 that has over 1M impressions.... 🥺l

If Nigeria starts working, one of the industry that will take the hardest hits are the banks. Within a year, all these your flashy banks posting trillions of profit will close shops when they can no longer operate on corrupt practices.

@Oyinnabdul Fine ladies like these that make hairs by themselves are witches in my book Avoid them‼️

Finally decided to try this patewo hairstyle ☺️ How did I do?

@Ralphdani @osheguy No brain surgeon is excising a tumor for 600k They'd rather do it for free. Even burr home isn't done for 600k

@osheguy That’s a fair fee for urethroplasty o. Just like saying a neurosurgeon performed brain tumor excision for 600k.

A Urethroplasty that lasted 6hrs and he/she charged 900k?? Hmmmm... I am sure he won't make that mistake again....

@Physco_dollars You would too if you get as much off as they do.

Na by connection you go see Nurse wey no fresh. They look healthier than doctors.

@Benkive This is why I lost my love for Quora back then At first, the platform promoted helpful answers but then it devolved into a storytelling blog. The same thing is happening with Elon X

Everytime you ask; how do you grow your account. Someone will come and tell you to be dropping quality content at strategic time. Pls which quality content wey Abazz , Ruth or Seun or even Dami foreign don drop. I can mention some accounts here that put out good content as daily but they get far less engagement than the people I just mentioned above. I feel like X rewards mediocrity than intellectual conversations

Very soon, people would go back to building houses with mud and clay

I once said it here that married men are goated when it comes to fornication because it's too easy for them and you all didn't believe me.

Pursue the MBBS or something else entirely. Those options like neurosciences and the likes is not marketable in the country. I advise against them. But then I may be wrong.

I have interest in these roles too. Please anyone if you have info, please involve us abeg!

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@Dr_statesman E no go happen We no go declare am We go transfer an to teaching hospital, free ambulance service 😁

@Dr_Afo Chief d day person go kpai there hmmmm

I plan to name my clinic "You no go die Hospital"

My girlfriend said she wanted to try role-playing in bed. So I pretended to be interested in her life.

What's the difference between a toxic relationship and a cyanide pill? The pill kills you faster and doesn't drain your bank account first.

@king_pearxe @Hon_aremo So dark

To all the health workers who had a bad day at work today Just remember tomorrow will be the same

@Seraphsax_ Now he'll pay you $5k

With this my two weeks impression, can Elon pay me up to $500 on Friday?🤔