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@idayvee @SpaceYaMagari @Kalasinga_ @alexmwanzo @Kananu_Koome @ww_nab @Briankariu @brokensuit44 @VanillaCars Which vehicle are you sourcing nikutafutie

I spent a week looking at cars for sale in Kenya and I have NEVER been more lied to in my entire life. I went to Jiji. Instagram. Facebook. The usual suspects. 1000s of listings. All of them with one thing in common... "Very clean unit" ✨ Spoiler: They were not clean. 🧵👇

@BabaAntonnate The document below is a coffee payment rate scheduled in kirinyaga. In kirinyaga 1 acre is very hard to find in western region 1 acre is a space where you can build a pit latrine.1 acre of coffee berries could yield 1500kgs plus while 1 arce of canes would give max 10000kgs.

Unaniambia kungojea ksh 170,000 in 18 months ni hasara,na nikikuuliza uniambie alternatives zinaeza nipea hio doo in that period huezi niambia!!buana Muniache niparare na miwa zangu😊😊😊😊😋😋🫶🫶🤝

@RodgersKipembe @Ojayy031 Kulingana na mimi life has different exams on is man made ambayo ni shule...but in this other life from school you can score a good A and be a decision maker somewhere

You score an A, do medicine for 7 years only to work under Gaucho, a class 2 dropout.

@mqhlay si ata wewe uliona ni jamaa wa Mwejeje alifanya ivo

Kenyans have no respect! They conned that young lady whose life revolves around helping car buyers not to get conned... 😯

@shen_ke2 Malcolm in the middle

Without saying ur age, name a tv show u grew up watching.

@4Real_KE @ISokwala @PrecisionAutoKE call out that thug

You are such a con liar ! This was done by @ISokwala pale @PrecisionAutoKE

@kdfinfo what does the 12 engineers represent?

The Construction Engineers Brigade’s four-day seminar beginning on 14 April 2026 at Thika Barracks serves as a vital platform for boosting operational readiness. By convening various leadership levels, the forum addresses the shifting responsibilities of engineering units, focusing on their dual impact on military success and national infrastructure growth. See more: shorturl.at/blM4m

@fuegoshawrry777 semeni dynasty mbaya...hustler atawale..I echo the words of a wise man

Why has diesel increased by Ksh 40? I don't get it. Diesel has always been cheaper.

@Ggkinyanjui @amerix unasema ulikinya njui ya wenyewe ?

@amerix Sure i used to be very rich but unfortunately i impregnated someones daughter .From that day i have never had any investment in my life or savings...But life will still move on regardless

Men, Finally, Understand this, Be very alert when dealing with a horny woman. She can trick you, lay a trap, — and Pap! She is pregnant. Another unintended responsibility for 18 years. Once the sperm leaves your urethra, it becomes legal property of the state. If you run, then 50% of your salary goes to her. You sweat at work for 18 years, as she sweats on bed with another man. #MasculinitySaturday

@cbeekeeping mwariro market ziko mingi

I have been looking for this 'manufacturing' tool. Only legends know it.

@lilacmwesh I am selling this toyota ist at 530k niko kahawa sukari,2wd and 1300cc well maintained...also slightly negotiable

Post your business today we support you... Your next customer might be on the timeline

@Misspreety17 If you are in Bungoma town only one plug by the trade name MSOH PISHORI RICE.The shop is adjacent to KRA offices or rather nyuma ya Safaricom

Mnatumia Rice gani??wameharibu Sunrice aki😭😭

@sheph_murithi impunity everywhere

550'000•Kshs Toyota Ae100 Extremely Clean. 5A engine Manual 5 speed 0797287556 Low ballers batallion uwanja ni yenu

@ShadrackOt938 @Ojayy031 hanifa amefika aje mapema

This is work of art,seems Marehemu mhesh had a taste au sio.

@Prosoft_ms254 @alexmwanzo ..selling it at 520,000 only contact 0796432357

@dr_chiby @alexmwanzo Bei?

Finding clean cars in Nairobi is a the Fuckin pits kwanza thika road na kiambu road FUCK

@fresiavangaal @alexmwanzo 520,000 only contact 0796432357

@dr_chiby @alexmwanzo Shillingi ngapi

@Mwongeraz @alexmwanzo haina filter bro..selling it at 520,000 only contact 0796432357

@dr_chiby @alexmwanzo hii iko na filler, ama😀

@muli_brian_ True in Bungoma, we have MSOH PISHORI RICE,apo nyuma ya safaricom very legit.Usigongwe shop contact is 0707800320.(Sells 200 ksh per kg)

Pishori rice ya Mwea siku hizi watu wanamix mchele buana. So jueni watu mnanunua kwao ikuwe legit. My plug Nyaga from Mwea huuza some legit Pishori rice ikona aroma ingine tamu sana.

@ArapTilingi today morning I passed around githurai 45 and yes the streets should be like this....this pedestrian path a week ago hungepita apa kama hujadarwa mfuko

Traders in Kihunguro/Ruiru and Allsops you have 7 days.