Michael Kim

@WortenES Your services have been terrible. Several attempted deliveries and damaged products each time. Poor communication and compensation. Very disappointing.

@drbenswift Will it be brown bread?

@LondonAllergy I pefer Zamli dates though... much more caramel notes!

@LondonAllergy What was their Moos score?

@gareth_grier @jamescracknell Too late...

@jamescracknell Isn’t that your right arm @jamescracknell ??

Gown on. About to go under, into theatre & have plates put into my wrist. Left arm doc.

@SoVeryBritish 9. "Righty ho..."

Ways Brits finish a tea break: 1. “Anyway, better get back to it” 2. “No rest for the wicked” 3. “Right, I shall crack on” 4. “Back to the grind” 5. “Suppose I better do some work” 6. “Here we go again” 7. “This work won’t do itself” 8. “Onwards and upwards”

@MaxMarsden83 "Full-Neuro-exam-NAD"

Today’s medical verb - “Safety Net”. Usage - yeah he was safety netted to come back in. Joins NEWS-ing as horrible uses of the English language?

@alwaddington ...and I tried to pay for breakfast with my Oyster card

You know your bandwidth is gone when you throw your jumper in the toilet rather than laundry bin. Luckily toilet had just been cleaned…. Anyone else?

@alwaddington I fell asleep once whilst taking history from a confused patient on a night shift. Had my head against the bed side rails, only to be woken up by her stroking my hair.

@niamhie53 @Medic_Russell I pitta the fool...

🎼DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST TREAT

@cliffreid Punchline.

I got my last vaccination from an ant who was wearing little boxing gloves He warned me I'd feel a tiny jab

@drbenswift @spookyjulie What was the cause of death?

@sportbible Shevchenko to Chelsea. 48 appearances = 9 goals

What's the worst value for money football transfer of all time? 😬

@cliffreid For urgent Saturday night takeaways... (Only UK people will get that)

The phone in our ED at the Emergency Physician in Charge’s desk The hospital has been open for four years, and this picture of Ant & Dec has been on it almost the whole time I still have absolutely no idea why

@mrpinero_ @UTDTrey I know buddy, just saying I did! I thought it was a good shout.

@dr_michaelkim @UTDTrey I didn’t forget. They are included in the “many more” part of my tweet as the fella pointed out before.

To think Modric left Spurs at 27 with 0 major trophies just to go on to win 21 trophies, the Ballon D’or and get 2nd and 3rd in the World Cup ever since. Insane longevity 😭

@mrpinero_ @UTDTrey ...and also forgot about Juan Foyth. Left Spurs to Villareal, won the Europa League and now at WC finals with Argentina!

@UTDTrey Berbatov, Gareth Bale, Robbie Keane, Teemu Tainio, Kevin Prince-Boateng, Adel Taarabt, Kyle Walker, Modric, Paulinho and many more examples of why leaving spurs is best for your career

@mrpinero_ @UTDTrey ...Kieran Trippier...

@BillBailey Sound.

How’s your evening?

@cherylhall5 Given how good smartphone technology is nowadays, I think they're all much of a muchness really! Obvious alternative is a Samsung (I use one). Also depends on what feature(s) you're into, E.g.Sony Xperia/Samsung models have amazing photo/video quality...

Advice needed please. I need to get a new phone. For years I have always had Apple but to be fair unsure if they are really the best now or is there better? Any suggestions?

@cliffreid A really heart-warming story. Joking aside, great cases!

Three #cardiology cases with diagnostic ECGs in our resus room today and some learning points for emergency clinicians #ecg #ekg