Simon Clarke
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Simon Clarke
@dr_simon
Less noise, more life. Cancer survivor. Can usually be found watching 🏉. Will Greenwood called me “the voice of reason”. RT≠endorsement. Work @UniofReading
London and the Shires... Katılım Temmuz 2010
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🚨🚨🚨We’re hiring @ReadingBioSci @UniofReading - Associate Professor in Biotechnology. jobs.ac.uk/job/DRJ166/ass…
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The main thing that surprises me from this apparent attempted shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is that America needs better tailors. I mean, all those dinner jackets with notch lapels 🫣. And don’t get me started on the clip on bow ties 😱. Ghastly 😬
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The people who enjoyed the #6Nations2026 the most will have been the South Africans 🇿🇦. #FRAvENG 🇫🇷🏴
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The train I’m on “has developed a fault” and needs to be switched off then on again, which seems to be answer to just about everything nowadays 😂
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Haven’t been able to use @UberUK’s app to buy train tickets for the best part of a week now 🤷♂️
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Abingdon, England 🇬🇧 English
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Feeling kinda dirty, but I’ll take the cash. @EnglandRugby ought to be asking themselves why a debenture holder has placed a bet against them when the odds were (wrongly) in their favour #ITAvENG #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby #6Nations2026 #M6N #EnglandRugby
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Prediction: Borthwick will be sacked by @EnglandRugby on Monday 16th March. #ITAvENG #GuinessM6N #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby
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Well that was a fantastic performance from #ScotlandRugby, hats off! 👏👏🏴🇫🇷#SCOvFRA #SixNations2026 #SixNations2026 #M6N #Murrayfield
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It seems @EnglandRugby were good until @ITVSport started putting adverts in the middle of the games… #6Nations2026
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That were shite. A new low, what on earth are they doing?! 🤯 #ENGvIRE #M6N #EnglandRugby #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby
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Slow handclap to the jobsworths at @SW_Help for opening the doors to the 12.33 from Waterloo less than 1 minute before departure as the platform fills up with people going to Twickenham 👏👏👏
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