Gary “Draco” Maybach

Post NOLA aux. date left me suicidal #lowpoint

@philgrabscooch What the fuck

8 beers🪵 , #WHATTHEFUCK , 20 beers 🪵

@criswiedermann Cris, Currently in line to piss in my cup. Wish me luck! Cheers, Draco

Company drug test completed today. Hell be damned with the potential for random tests in the field, imma see God tonight! #ItaintIllegalitRegal

@NateDaHigger If she can’t type full words, she’s not the one. Shit pisses me off astronomically

What do women want anymore #cantwin

To the random European wife I met last night… What do you look like? #blacked

@fastball_j It’s technically the morning

Good evening twitter

@BobbyPlant68 @mackattack2003

@BobbyPlant68 @mackattack2003 Bobby, we should’ve linked at Rick’s cabaret this weekend. I swear I can fix the single mom that gave me a lap dance I don’t remember getting.

@LugnutScoot Do the keys open a Denali? Probably.

Drew the random roommate for Nola formal, think this guy might be from Augusta? Not sure, let me know what you think.

This time my date got a flight home

@fastball_j UT chio here

@fastball_j Good comms, oxbow tomorrow? LANK

@draco_maybach Didn’t even go to concert due to large presence of Nupes, already back in #Memorial . Will be sippin on Bookers Jimmys Batch tn

Thanks Dad #whiteprivilege @fastball_j Fuck you!

@fastball_j Shaboozey tonight #black

@draco_maybach #moggedonpoors tonight at the Rodeo at Wine Garden and Cattleman’s Club. Pays to know ppl.

@thebradhop Don’t forget you can legally drink and drive in Mississippi as long as you’re under a .08!

Seal has been broken in Attala, Alabama

@fastball_j @AcieLawless Then hit the locker room. Quick shower and steam after 2 Stella’s at the oxbow

@AcieLawless @draco_maybach

@thebradhop Yeah it’s over

These are my trip sitters ✌️

@fastball_j Your dad called you a pussy last night

I simply cannot heavily drink anymore

RNS (real nigga shit) #goneforeveraaronhernandez

@fastball_j Go to a different gas station!!!

@draco_maybach All they had at gas station

You know what, they can stay #richirishcatholic