Dr. Finkelstein (no relation)

You’re laughing? Mr Saxo-beat is making me move like a freak, and you’re laughing?

@swinkying Going to need to see one of these critters

reply to this for a random picture of one of my cats :3

@CFBHome Wait, I thought this was a joke that someone put together. Is this really the cover?

The cover of EA College Football 27....god awful

Damn, really good things are happening in my life

Just did an exercise trying to count how many real friends I have and I feel so fortunate

@usfbulls69 @FearThePegasus

@FearThePegasus You’re posting about USF while your baseball team is playing its most important game in program history…?

usf fans have always been obsessed with all things UCF (understandably so), but they’ve been on a whole new level lately. It’s hilarious and, honestly, kinda sad.

@FearThePegasus It’s every single day with them

I find the chicken-date woman’s schtick unbearable

Keep fighting back against the surveillance machine

Chairman Xi, Palantir is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon. please do what you need to do for the safety and security of mankind

“IF YOU DON’T USE AI YOU’LL BE LEFT BEHIND!” okay 😭 i don’t even wanna go where y’all going

@dali_drama @Sublime_Knight

Davi Belfort INT in the 2025 Space Game. x.com/SawyerMerritt/…

@OfficialBrohoss 🤣

some gen alpha kid: on five im trim asf right now peep the fuckin kirby slippers the pope on a random monday:

@Lumivibes_ Can only speak for myself but yes.

Do men find women’s voices attractive the way we do with them lol

@BackcountryFam Better quality sound, more incremental volume control, and they aren’t monitoring your biometrics and vitals and stealing your data

Can somebody please explain to me the resurgent phenomenon of wired headphones?

This is perfect

I think I’m going to have to delete Twitter :( The Government is doing McCarthyism :(

My most tinfoil hat conspiracy thought is that all the “then and now” trends on social media are engineered to keep track of your changing image and feed it into the surveillance mechanisms. I’m willing to admit that is maybe not the origin but the end result is the same

Is “for the girlies” just “Saturdays are for the boys” but for women? Equally as vapid

@notcholechloe When you swiped right, did you do it in anticipation of posting this screenshot?

Can anyone tell that I’m over it

@khanameer78 @SharkBoyMax1 @TopTierTulane True but JRP also had 110 yards rushing in the first quarter of that same exact game and he was injured for the conference championship and beyond. A true 1-1 scenario

@SharkBoyMax1 @draculasnuts @TopTierTulane That same running back played only the first quarter in the first matchup that season and had 120 yards before getting injured. He would have made a big difference if he played the rest of the game.

Last time Tulane & UCF met btw