Chloe

if you’ve ever swam in sanford lake you are immune to coronavirus

Last night I took my 9 year old niece for dinner and a movie and we did a no phone challenge and whoever picked up their phone first had to do jumping jacks. had a whole dinner, walk in the mall and movie with her and no phones for either of us. I taught her quality time >phone

fork found in kitchen

The sheep detectives was literally the sweetest movie. Laughed, cried, the plot twist was completely unexpected. 2026 has so far proven to be a (mostly) phenomenal year for cinema

@MarcRyanOnAir Jokes are supposed to be funny. You missed the mark here. Shit on the team but don’t be bringing fans into this. Can’t say I would expect anything more.

The book: How to Lose a Fanbase in Ten Days

@Miggysbat Such a silly decision to me. Our beat up bullpen just got another kick to the ribs with that one.

Connor Seabold - 3.45 ERA Ricky Vanasco - 15.63 ERA

MAGA: Fuck your feelings! Cry more, lib! DEMS: Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck! MAGA:

@Wolffman96 “It’s a joke” jokes are funny tho… this was honestly cringe

I don't get this one at all. 97.1 attacking a good Twitter person because?!? #DNMW

@jph_hokie Quality over quantity, John. Detroit sports fans are loyal and to me it says alot about our character. If I can be loyal to Detroit sports after everything that’s saying something

@notcholechloe At least you’re getting actual humans on the other end. The online dating pool where I am is abysmal and most of the profiles are bots and scammers which makes it even worse. I’ll just enjoy my cats and painfully watch Detroit sports like I have for most of the last decade lol

Can anyone tell that I’m over it

@JozzleMcCrozzle Interesting take. Once you hit 10 followers I’ll consider your suggestion

@notcholechloe You should date a Nigerian immigrant

@draculasnuts I did it in anticipation of calling the man out the screenshot was an afterthought

@notcholechloe When you swiped right, did you do it in anticipation of posting this screenshot?

@detroit_duck 9:40pm, when the icu nurse has been up since 5am and didn’t get home til 8pm. Shower, dinner. By the time I have time to even check socials let alone hinge it’s past 9:30

@notcholechloe 9:40 pm when the lonely and horny kicks in.

@ashbash15024 Girl idk bc this was me seeing “so and so liked your pic”

@notcholechloe Why do they think a 2nd match is gonna be successful? 😭

@Jnet_margarita Your leader assaulted children and women and is a pedophile. But “ugly fuck” is where you draw the line??? I respect you for your service to this country but you are wildly mislead.

This is the Democrat party. Evil, hateful and no shame for being vulgar and disgusting. I don’t understand how anyone can confuse voting for these vile people.

The official POTUS account, everyone!

@Emilyaustin Oh the same shit for brains lip filler overdosed woman who said the American flag isn’t an accessory and then wore it as an accessory wants to preach to us🤣 when they stoop to your level it’s suddenly intolerable? Must be hard looking 45 years old at your age.

Democrats are a total and complete joke.

@Sw0lleyMammoth Agreed, no hate to Vest at all, I’ve been a fan of him when utilized correctly . As you said it comes to managing the bullpen right. decisions being made internally are troubling. I find Hinch’s answers to media questions less direct and more like dancing around the question.

Will Vest has thrown 30+ pitches 11 times, now, in his career. He has surrendered the lead in 7 of them. AJ Hinch continues to mismanage his bullpen. Zero reason to have Vest out there for that long. Not a Will Vest hate post - just genuinely don’t understand what Hinch is trying to accomplish.

AJ hinch what in Gods name do you mean Will Vest is the right guy

@Kappa_patrol Speak for yourself, I 1000% believe in them. as an icu nurse I can tell you they’re real

@chlo__welch jinxes arent real

What did I fuckin tell ya folks.

Bruh if you’re on hinge and putting “figuring out my dating goals” maybe you should delete the app and figure them out before wasting anyone’s time. Immediately gives me the ick. Wdym you’re damn near 30 and can’t figure it out???

Work SUCKED today and idk if I want to make it worse by potentially watching the tigers blow the lead they’ve got